Helluva boss x Fem Reader

HELLUVA BOSS S1//C.H.R.U.B

Collin: ♫ And the heavy liftin', too! ♫

[The three Cherubs comfort a battered bleeding man in a car crash.]

Cletus: ♫ So sit right back! ♫

[The three Cherubs appear back on the screen and sing in harmony. They pose some more.]

All: ♫ And let us bless a sooooooul for you! ♫

♫ Oh, we... are the C.H.E.R.U.B.! ♫

[The Cherubs appear on a small old fashioned TV. Blitzo blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.]

Millie: Nice one, B

Y/n: Good one babe

Blitzo: Gimme another, Mox!

[Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.]

Blitzo: Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!

[Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent breasts, holding a pitchfork. Blitzo Y/n and Millie look bored.]

Blitzo: Uh-huh. Keep going, keep going, keep goin'...

[Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.]

Wally Wackford: I say, I say! Are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory!

[The title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons.]

Wally: Where you make the things and I make the money!

[Wally appears close to the screen with a pleading face.]

Wally: Please! I'm very desperate!

Blitzo: Bingo!

[Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again.]

Millie: WOO! You're on a roll, sir!

Y/n: oh my....that was so hot to watch

[Loona snores while sleeping in a chair. She has her foot up on the table and twitches it in her sleep. A shaking wakes her up and causes her cup to spill.]

Loona: Guys... Do you feel that?

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?

Y/n: A what now?

Moxxie: That's possible?

[Millie holds onto Moxxie as his tail shoots up in fear and Blitzo grabs on to Y/n and keeps her close to him.]

Millie: Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!

Moxxie: I'm not "panicking," because hellquakes don't happen.

[Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him.]

Loona: STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!

[Loona hits Moxxie against the wall before he is knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball made of black tubes. Part of the wall crumbles on top of Moxxie. The smoke clears and a supervillain demon enters the room through the hole. Loona growls on all fours.]

Loopty Goopty: Do not be afraid!

[The man grins and extends his metal contraptions in loops.]

Y/n: We have a fucking door!!