Helluva boss x Fem Reader

HELLUVA BOSS S1//SPRING BROKEN

[Blitzo tunes Moxxie out with a glare.]

Moxxie: In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-

Blitzo: Moxxie, shut the fuck up!

Moxxie: Alrighty then.

Y/n:oh this can only end badly

[Moxxie pushes open the doors and goes inside. The silhouettes of Moxxie, Verosika and her gang of demons are seen through the glass window.]

Moxxie: Hello, Miss Verosika, was it? I work for I.M.P, and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because-

Coco: [points to Moxxie] Aw, look at the little one. He's got a wittle bow tie!

Moxxie: Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I-

Josh: Want a kissy, little guy?

Moxxie: A kind offer, but... I'm married.

[The gang of demons surround Moxxie.]

Verosika: Hey... why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp... dick... boss?

[The demon silhouettes bare their fangs over Moxxie to sexually assault him.]

Moxxie: [screams] Don't touch thaaaat!

[Blitzo and Y/n race and press their hands against the window.]

Blitzo: Moxxie, don't let her access any of your holes!

Y/n:Hey assholes he has a wife!!

[Moxxie races back into the hall, panting with his back against the door. He walks past them, battered and shaken with red lipstick kisses all over his face.]

Moxxie: [stuttering and shaken] I... I gotta go lie down... now.

[Moxxie falls face-first onto the ground offscreen.]

Blitzo: Oh, this won't STAND!

[Blitzo kicks both doors open, causing Verosika and her gang to notice.]

Blitzo: All right, ******! THAT'S IT!!

[Blitzo stomps toward Verosika.]

Blitzo: If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'... challenge! Fuck, I said that twice.

Kiki: Mmmm... Is this Imp boy starting a demon duel?

Verosika: [Chuckles] I think he is!

[Verosika leans in toward Blitzo.]

Verosika: What's the game then, Blitzo? [Yet again, pronounced as spelled]

Blitzo: Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day.

[The succubi laugh. Blitzo glares in determination. They stop laughing.]

Verosika: Oh, you're serious?

[She leans in close to Blitzo's face, speaking in a low whisper].

Verosika: Game on... bitch.

[Later at I.M.P headquarters, Blitzo stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members sit at a table and listen.]

Blitzo: Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients.

[The animated drawings on the paper show Blitzo, y/n ,Loona, Millie and Moxxie standing together. A bunch of Imps and clients surround them with bags of money.]