Helluva boss x Fem Reader

HELLUVA BOSS S1//SPRING BROKEN

Y/n:you fucking suck!!

Millie: Was it before or after she became a pop star?

Moxxie: [opens the van door and steps out] You dated a pop star?!

Blitzo: Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?

Loona: Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday?

Millie: It's you?

Moxxie: I just... [scratches his head] Is she blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage?Wait let me ask y/n because she is also dating you

Blitzo: Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives.

Moxxie: You do that all the time, sir!

Y/n: honey yeah you do.

Millie: Come on, you kinda do that.

Loona: You totally do that.

[Millie grins mischievously, eyelids lowering.]

Millie: What was sex with her like?

Moxxie: [taken aback] Millie!

Millie: Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like.

Moxxie: [about to yell at Millie but changes his mind] ...Touché.

Blitzo: Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, j- find a temporary spot for that truck. [tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to driver's side] Okay, Loonie, Moxxie,babe let's go handle this shit.

[The scene cuts to Loona, Moxxie y/n and Blitzo stepping out of an elevator. Loona walks nervously forward.]

Loona: Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!

[Blitzo smiles at her with shining eyes.]

Y/n:I think you look fine loona

Blitzo: Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~

[Loona narrows her eyes and scowls.]

Loona: Shut UP, da-

[Blitzo looks at her with adoration on his face. Loona catches herself and shoves Blitzo aside.]

Loona: Urgh! Blitzo!

[Loona checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Blitzo before accidentally bumping into Vortex. She looks up in embarrassment.]

Loona: Oof! Oh. Woah...

[Vortex glances down at Loona. Loona blushes and wags her tail. Blitzo smiles at Loona before he gasps in shock. He moves between Loona and Vortex, his arms out.]

Blitzo: Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?

[Vortex mentions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. "V" and "M" are spray-painted on the door windows across from I.M.P. . office room.]

Vortex: She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper.

Blitzo&Y/n: Oh, COME ON!

Vortex: [scoffs] Sorry, man.

[Vortex walks away.]

Blitzo: [mutters] Oh, no you don't, bitch.

Moxxie: Sir... how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone...