Y/n: Oh fuck me
Verosika: Verosika looks over at Y/n
Verosika: Oh Y/n Is that you I thought you were still wondering the lust ring
Y/n: Oh haha bitch your just bitter and mad that I left you sorry ass
Blitzo:Wait, you two know each other?!
Y/n:Unfortunately
Verosika:Unfortunately..Sweetheart that's not what you were saying when you were screaming my name(Veriosik says leaning in to Y/n)
Blitzo:Wait...You TWO FUCKED
Y/n:Yeah we actually dated I was apart of Verosikas group but then I finally grew a backbone and left
Verosika:Well it seems your still doing shitty if your working for Blitzo You must be real despret
Y/n:Says the bitch who fucked her counler to get out of rehab you being famous is bullshit and had nothing to do with you getting out.[she then walks back to the van]
Verosika:You bitch...
Blitzo: [angrily steps in front of Verosika] ok well discourse this later but ...Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!
Verosika: Actually, prick... it has my name on it.
[Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.]
Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building...
Loona: [watching from the van] No way...
Verosika: ...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break.
Blitzo: A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!
Verosika: [removes her sunglasses] Awww, you mad, Blitzo? [pronounced as spelled once again] You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run...
Blitzo and Verosika: ...run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!
Blitzo: Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!
Verosika: Choke on a sandpaper cock.
[Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van.]
[Blitzo follows Verosika.]
Blitzo: HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna...
[A towering muscular Hellhound man appears behind Blitzo and growls.]
Hellhound: You'll what?
Blitzo: [glances around and stutters in fear] Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!
[After a second of awkward silence, Verosika, Blitzo and the Hellhound laugh as if in a sitcom.]
Verosika: Anyway, meet my new Hellhound... Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well.
[Verosika leaves with her bodyguard. She glances over her shoulder as she flips Blitzo off.]
Verosika: Ta-ta, fuck stain.
Blitzo: Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that.
Loona: [kicks van door open and steps out] You know Verosika Mayday?!
Y/n:Yeah how do you know her?(she says crossing her arms)
Blitzo: Huh...? Oh yeah, her, yeah. We dated.
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Helluva boss x Fem Reader
Fanfictionsince it actually is becoming a series why not make it a x reader with this hope you enjoy this will probably become a blitzo x reader with some x stolas I don't own helluva boss or its characters or well you (Quick disclaimer I do not own anything...
HELLUVA BOSS S1//SPRING BROKEN
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