Robo Fizz & Backup Singer: ♫ --body sing along with the Loo Loo band! Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Laaaaaaand! ♫
[The show ends with a small pyrotechnic display as Robo Fizz cackles maniacally. The bear animatronic faceplants onto the stage and falls to pieces. Stolas claps and cheers even harder.]
Stolas: Ah hohohoho ho ho ho ho ho, how delightful!
Y/n: Okay I officially fucking hate this place
[Behind Stolas, an imp armed with a kris dagger rises from beneath the seats ready to stab Stolas, but the top of his head is quickly blown apart by a shot from Blitzo, who has taken up a position in the gallery behind the back row of seats while Imps scream in absolute fear and run away.]
Stolas: Oh! My, what aim you have, Blitzy.
Octavia: [furious] Ugh! I can't do this anymore!
Stolas: [concerned] Wait- E-... Octavia!
[Octavia storms off, with Stolas following behind as Blitzo cycles his rifle, and prepares to give chase after his charges.]
Robo Fizz: Mua ha ha ha ha hoho-oh! Is that Blitzo [pronounced as spelled] my sensors spot up the-e-e-ere? I bet the kiddies are still running away from you, huh? [laughs]
Blitzo: The 'O' is silent now!
Robo Fizz: A-A-Awwwww, just like your audience always was when you to-told your lazy jokes here! [laughs]
Y/n: Wait, you worked here?!
Blitzo: I don't want to fucking talk about
[Blitzo removes his visors and throws them on the ground as he continues his argument with Robo Fizz.]
Blitzo: Bitch, I make more money killin' people than you do being a cheap-ass robo ripoff of an overrated sellout JESTER!
Robo Fizz: [glitching] Oohoohoo! Someone's salty! Real or not though, people lo-o-ove me! Does anybody love you... [appears creepy with demonic voice] BLITZO?
Blitzo: No..Wait maybe! But I'm really good with guns now. Dance, bitch!
Y/n:let's do this shit!
[Blitzo and y/n slam a new magazine into their rifles, switch it to full-auto and open up on Robo Fizz, who cartwheels out of the way of the incoming rounds. Robo Fizz rapidly spins like a wheel rolling up the stairs to where Blitzo is. He coils himself around Blitzo and Y/n like a snake, before using his own momentum to launch Blitzo and Y/n through the top of the tent.]
Blitzo: Ohhhh, FUCK MEEEEEEE...!
Y/n: MOTHERFUCKER!!
[Outside, Wally Wackford rolls a cart of lit torches in by the tent.]
Wally: Torches, I say, I say! Get your inconvenient torches here!
[Blitzo and Y/n land on the cart, scattering the torches everywhere, which light the big top on fire.]
Wally: Owww! I say, OWWWW!
[The green fire very rapidly spreads to all corners of the park. Burning and melting animatronics flee the tent as Robo Fizz cackles and spins his head with demonic glee at the destruction. Elsewhere, the carnie Imp at the shooting gallery holds 600 souls of Moxxie's money, with Moxxie himself glaring at him with seething anger.]
Carnie Imp: Wow! Man, you're really starting to make this sad. Y'know, if you suck, you suck! Guess you won't win your honey here a prize...
Millie: Let me try!
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Helluva boss x Fem Reader
Fanfictionsince it actually is becoming a series why not make it a x reader with this hope you enjoy this will probably become a blitzo x reader with some x stolas I don't own helluva boss or its characters or well you (Quick disclaimer I do not own anything...
HELLUVA BOSS S1//LOO LOO LAND
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