Helluva boss x Fem Reader

HELLUVA BOSS S1//LOO LOO LAND

Stolas: You know, it's quite thrilling to see you on the job, Blitzy y/n.

Blitzo: Save it, bitch. We're working.

Y/n: Blitzo that wasn't nice I agree it is hot to see you work

Octavia: You three need to get a room.

Blitzo: Hey, we are not day-hookers!

[A woman walking nearby with her baby glares at Blitzo before continuing on in a huff.]

Blitzo: What? I just said we're not one, prude! [Flips her off.]

Y/n: why the fuck does it matter were in hell there's real hookers and serial killers everywhere

Stolas: [gasps] Oh, look, Via!

[Stolas points excitedly at the circus tent. A demon mother is struggling to pull her crying son into the tent.]

Stolas: You used to cry such tears of joy at this show!

Octavia: [panicked] Oh no...

[Cut to a flashback to Octavia as a young girl, as she is pushed against the stage by an excited crowd of imp children, as Robo Fizz sparks and cackles maniacally leering over Octavia, who soon breaks into tears. A younger Blitzo is seen in the background tending to a food cart, dressed and painted as a clown, scowling.]

[Cut back to the present.]

Blitzo & Octavia: I hate that fucking clown.

Y/n: whoa what happened....you know what on second thought I don't even want to know

[Pan to Stolas, who has been captured and hoisted aloft by the crew of imps from earlier. Stolas' arms are bound and his head is covered by a cloth sack, and the imps are pointing various weapons at him. One has stolen Stolas' wallet.]

Stolas: [unconcerned] Oh, Blitzy! Y/n! I need my bodyguards, please!

[One imp jumps, to try and skewer Stolas with a pitchfork. Blitzo and Y/n quickly brings there rifle to bear, shooting the imp in the torso,

splattering Stolas's head with blood. The other imps quickly scatter. Octavia enters the big top and finds a seat. Blitzo carries Stolas in, head still covered in the blood-soaked sack, sets him down, and walks off to take position. Stolas makes no move to remove the sack, until Octavia annoyedly rips it off her father's head.]

Robo Fizz: [glitching and sparking]

Hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyyy, Implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with 'O's, to avoid lawsuits! H-H-H-H-H-Hit it!

[Stage lights turn on and point at Robo Fizz as he begins to dance and sing a song of the same name as the park.]

Robo Fizz: ♫ Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land! ♫

[The curtains open to reveal Robo Fizz's band, FizzaRolli 'n Friends, composed of various hideously decrepit animatronics, including Big Woobly on guitar.]

Robo Fizz: ♫ Everybody sing along with the Loo Loo band ♫

[Robo Fizz goes around pointing and gesturing at various demons in the audience. Stolas looks excited when Robo Fizz gets to him, but this is short-lived as Blitzo and y/n pops up and points there rifle at Robo Fizz, who dashes back to the stage.]

Robo Fizz: ♫ Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Laaaaaand! ♫

[Platforms in the stage rise up in time with the music.]

Robo Fizz: ♫ Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land! ♫

♫ Everything is beautiful at Loo Loo Land ♫

♫ Ugly children holdin' hands in Loo Loo Laaaaand! ♫