Millie: Oh, come on! It's fun! You've never been here?
Moxxie: No. Theme parks always disturbed me. Especially the mascots.
[The park's mascot, Loo Loo appears out of nowhere behind Moxxie.]
Loo Loo: Well, hey there!
Moxxie: [jumps back in terror] AAAAAH!!
Loo Loo: I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!
Y/n:That is so fucking terrifying
Stolas: [gasps] Look! Via! It's Loo Loo!
Octavia: I have a question.
Loo Loo: Well, ask away, little girlie! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!
Octavia: Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu Lu World?
Loo Loo: [beat] No?
Octavia: This place reeks of insecure corporate shame.
[Stolas chuckles in slight embarrassment, as he leads Octavia away.]
Stolas: Why don't we go check out the rides?
Loo Loo: That chick's creepy, huh?
Y/n: Your one to fucking talk
Blitzo: Eh, wait till her dad tries to diddle your holes.
Loo Loo: [to Millie and Moxxie] What's that mean?
Moxxie: Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there!
[Moxxie leaves, leading Millie off with him. Loo Loo hangs his body dejectedly.]
Loo Loo: Yeah...
[Moxxie and Millie head down a pathway, and Moxxie, sweating profusely, stops to catch his composure.]
Moxxie: You really like this place, huh?
Millie: I love this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here when they could swing it. Money-wise.
[Moxxie looks over to see a worker wheeling a wheelbarrow piled to the brim with money into a nearby giftshop. The two approach the window, where novelty cups and stuffed apples are for sale. The cups appear to cost at least 29 souls per.]
Moxxie: Yeaaaah. The prices do seem rather criminal. I mean, that much for a novelty cup that you use one time?
Millie: 'Cause it's Loo Loo Land!
[Blitzo and Y/n walk up, having loaded up on merch, including a novelty cup, as well as a hat with attached can holders and straws.]
Blitzo: [bumps Moxxie with cup] Listen to your hoe, Mox.
[Blitzo takes a swig from his novelty cup.]
Blitzo: How 'bout me and Y/n take the first watch while you two have a little [winks] fun?
Y/n:Soo listen to your hoe huh maybe you should take your own advice [Y/n says while leaning in to Blitzo]
Blitzo:God you are so hot[leans in to kiss you]
Millie: OOOOOH! We gotta do my favorite ride!
Moxxie: Oh yeah? Wh- which one?
[Cut to a shot of a lone imp riding a roller coaster named "The Lawsuit" that suddenly plunges off a sheer 90-degree drop at incredible speed while also on fire and with its rider hanging on for dear life. The coaster violently plunges into a tunnel in the ground.]
Moxxie: [terrified] Oh, crumbs!
[Cut to Moxxie vomiting into a trash can after having left the ride. A vomit-covered family walks by in the background, glaring disapprovingly at Moxxie. A massive dragon-like creature from the nearby petting zoo looms overhead, also glaring at Moxxie. In another part of the park, Stolas and Octavia walk along the path, as Y/n and Blitzo take up positions all around them with their rifle, on the lookout for any danger. A group of imps creep up behind the booths, ropes, knives, and pitchforks at the ready. They quickly scatter as Blitzo and Y/n look in their direction.]
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Helluva boss x Fem Reader
Fanfictionsince it actually is becoming a series why not make it a x reader with this hope you enjoy this will probably become a blitzo x reader with some x stolas I don't own helluva boss or its characters or well you (Quick disclaimer I do not own anything...
HELLUVA BOSS S1//LOO LOO LAND
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