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Randomness (Part 2) [Remade]

Claire: Oh, okay. Love you too- I'll just ask Clowny.

Alex: Claire-...okay..

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Crimson: Hey, what time is it? 

Blue: I dunno; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out- 

Crimson: *gives him the saxophone*

Blue: *Plays the saxophone extremely loud and out of tune*

Clover: *From the bunks* WHO THE FRICK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING!??!?

Blue: It's 2 am.

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Crisis: *Texting Maddie* MOTHERRR!! HeLp- I've been kidnapped-

Maddie: Where are you?

Crisis: I'm with a strange person, in a car, HELP- 

Maddie: I'll call Sam-

Sam: *Answering his phone* Y'ello? 

Maddie: Where's Crisis? She texted me saying she's been kidnapped. 

Sam: ...Crisis? Whaddya mean, she's right next to me- ......I'll call you back- *hangs up* THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Crisis: WHO ARE YOU!?!? 

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Mox: Why are you on the floor? 

Liho: I'm depressed.. 

I've also been shot...get the first aid kit, please. 

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Connor: Have you seen a person named 'Spider' around here? 

Dove: Yeah, it made an awful mess of the blood fountain-

Cloud: It looks fine to me. 

Dove: IT USED TO BE WATER- 

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Lust: *Screams*

Pride: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Envy: Uh...should we be doing something?

Anger: ..No, I wanna see who wins.

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Claire: I just ended a friendship..

Adii: Oh, i'm sorry- are you okay? 

Claire: Hm? Oh yeah- I'm fine. It wasn't my friendship- 

*Echo and Crimson arguing across the room*

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Cayden: *Trying to fill out some random paperwork* Where you guys born AMAB or AFAB? 

Lost: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. 

Sawyer: I was created in a lab. 

Claire: I just spawned, lol-

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Sally: ..Spider isn't answering it's phone...

Connor: I'll call. 

Sally: both me and Wendy tried six times. What makes you thi-

Sam: Hello?

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Dove; Lucas, you're one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos-