It was a nice sunny day in Poland when 4 mates Shrek, Hagrid, Wallace and The Rock went to a pub.
They started discussing Italian politics when someone heard them someone in power named joe Biden, biden heard them and went up to them, he stares at shrek sexually and punches him.
All of a sudden everyone in the pub starts having a fight, bottles are thrown, tables are broken, blood everywhere absolute chaos.
The Rock does his finisher on Connor McGregor, Shrek dropkicks Queen Elizabeth, Hagrid knocks out Trump and Wallace shoots Biden in the head with a glock.
Ight this is for u shawty
The 4 men look at each other sexually and start taking their clothes off, Rock takes out his rock hard dick and shoves it in shreks bussy they start having rough gay sex, Wallace shoves his dick in shreks mouth while Hagrid starts eating Wallace's ass
What the actual fuck am I writing lol
All of a sudden the military come to the pub and start shooting the 4 men put their clothes on and get their AK-47s and start shooting at the military while they try to escape to their bugattis to go to their hiding spot the Congo, they go outside and then the world blows up.
The end
Fuck I'm crying rn it's such an emotional story
