Ned!
Ned
NED
Ned, please
I've already lost enough blood
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Who's Ned?
Ned come on
I know it's you
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Sorry, not Ned.
But why are you bleeding?
So... you're not Ned
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Nope, but do you want me to call someone to help?
No!
I mean
No, but I just texted that to catch his attention
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Okay...
Who are you?
Sorry
Can't tell you that :(
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Why?
Because you might be a pedo
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I'm not a pedophile.
That's exactly what a pedo would say
Also, you sound old
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How does someone sound old on text?
By using punctuation
You use text for a quick conversation
Not a whole grammatically correct essay
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Brat.
Now that's just rude
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You called me old.
Fair
What's your name?
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Can't tell you that.
Why?
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Same reason.
*le gasp*
You think *I'm* a pedo
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No, I think you're a spy.
Why would you think that
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Because you managed to text me even though my text is encrypted.
Oh
I thought Ned was just challenging me
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Nope.
(•̀ᴗ•́)و
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What in the hell was that.
Language
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That didn't answer my question.
Right
Its an emoticon
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Huh?
They look like these:
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FanfictionWhen Peter Parker accidentally texts Tony Stark mistaking him for Ned, who knows what chaos will ensue. Laughter, abuse, memes, and nicknames. I swapped the roles of the abusers, so instead of May, it's Ben. So that means May is dead and Ben is aliv...
