Hi, it's nice to meet you! Thank you so much for stopping by. I won't bore you long but I just had a few stuff to say before you start reading.
1. ENGLISH IS NOT MY MOTHER LANGUAGE! Nor it is my father's by the way... Well, you see the point. Scattered in those 10235 words, there are mistakes, weird wordings, strange use of both American and British English... I decided to try it so I could get better at it so feel free to correct me! Grammar Nazis are appreciated here, when, obviously, you don't insult me. But I trust you. You're nice.
2. There will be some name-calling, insults and swearing. Sorry not sorry for I am french. Does it excuse me? (Genuine question here.) Back to the subject, I don't think there are any offensive stuff, just very good friends being rude with each other but please say so if it seems offensive to you. I don't know if I'll change it, but maybe I'll add another warning ( I love warnings).
3. I first wrote this story to cheer up a friend. My only real purpose was to make people (hopefully you) laugh and definitely not to realistically portray life. It's not fantastic but my characters do whatever they want. And they do a lot of weird shit so... Just saying.
4. I don't really have a 4th point but since the "Warnings" title was in plural, I wanted some more. Plus, 4 is my favourite number. I could have done something like "Warning, you will have fun" but I'm not that confident. It makes me laugh but I don't know you. Maybe we don't have the same sense of humour. I hope we do though... I guess what I wanted to say was: have fun, thank you, I love you and please also love you yourself!
Yours truly, Kingy the First.
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The capture of a wild Alexander
RandomAfter a troubling dream, Tobias made the mistake of sharing it with his brother. Said brother and their best friends, therefore, imagined a crazy plan to capture Alexander. Not literally of coure. Hopefully... Short story / around 10235 words
