𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬/𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬

『𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝟑』

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Muichirou: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Rengoku: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Mitsuri: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Obanai: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Rengoku: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Mitsuri: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Obanai: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Sanemi, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Urokodaki: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely

Tanjiro, Giyuu and, Sabito: Okay.

Urokodaki: If you don't want to die, give me all your money 

Tanjiro: Bold of you to assume I have money

Giyuu: Bold of you to assume I don't wanna die

Sabito: Bold of you to assume I can die

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Obanai: You are an absolute fucking dork

Mitsuri, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Obanai: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork

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Sanemi: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will

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Murderer: Any last words?

Daki: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest

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Genya, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Genya, looking under a pillow: Who moved them?mWho moved my children?

Genya: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

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Douma: I didn't even realize how sarcastic I was being. It's starting to become a problem, I think

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*Muichirou falls over*

Yuichirou: Muichirou! Are you alright?

Muichirou: Is that you, God?

Yuichirou: What?

Muichirou: It's just, you sound a lot more like Yuichiro than I expected

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Giyuu: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed

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*the TV is freaking out*

Zenitsu: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support