"bestie im suicidal do you wanna commit arson" marc said
"if you dont kill urself"
they burnt down the school, two towns and..... ASDA 😍
"we cant go into asda anymore 😫😥😪😭" marc said
"why tf is that a big deal." yuki asked
"because i used the baguettes in the bread section as a dildo. 😖"
"oh"
anyway, they went to mcdonalds and marc found a hot big dick clown named hisoka and a camp counseller with hairy red nobbly knee caps named david, and marc, hisoka and david all had a threesome in the piss closet.
"i want to shit." yuki thought to themself and went into the piss closet.
they heard david moaning.
"yea no im gonna watch technoblade piggy porn."
_____________________________________________________
meanwhile
hisoka held a baguette between marcs legs and started sucking on it.
"i can speak french between ur legs ;)" the hot clown moaned.
