The Incredibles x Oc

Chapter 0

Police Radio: Attention all units. We have a tour bus robbery...

Mr. Incredible: Tour bus robbery. I've still got time. Officers. Ma'am. Squeaker.

(Mr. Incredible gets into his car.)

Incrediboy: Cool! Ready for take-off!

Mr. Incredible: What the...? Who are you supposed to be?

Incrediboy: Well, I'm IncrediBoy.

Mr. Incredible: What? No. You're that kid from the fan club. [stammering] Brophy. Brody. Buddy! Buddy!

Incrediboy: My name is IncrediBoy.

Mr. Incredible: Look, I've been nice, I've stood for photos, signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me but this is...

Incrediboy: No, you don't have to worry about training me. I know all your moves, your crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything! I'm your number one fan!

[Mr. Incredible kicks him out of the car and accelerates.]

Incrediboy: Hey! Hey, wait!

Scene 3: Elastigirl / Frozone / IncrediBoy

Mr. Incredible: You know... you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but maybe that's not what you had in mind.

Thief: Hey, look- (he gets knocked out by a hand)

Mr. Incredible: Elastigirl.

Elastigirl: Mr. lncredible.

Mr. Incredible: No, it's all right. I've got him.

Elastigirl: Sure, you've got him. I just took him out for you.

Mr. Incredible: Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me.

Elastigirl: A fact I exploited to do my job.

Mr. Incredible: My job, you mean.

Elastigirl: A simple thank you will suffice.

Mr. Incredible: Thanks, but I don't need any help.

Elastigirl: Whatever happened to "ladies first"?

Mr. Incredible: Well, whatever happened to equal treatment?

Thief: Hey, look, the lady got me first....(Ironically, he gets knocked out again by Elastigirl.)

Elastigirl: Well, we could share, you know.

Mr. Incredible: I work alone.

Elastigirl: Well, I think you need to be more... flexible.

Mr. Incredible: Are you doing anything later?

Elastigirl: I have a previous engagement.