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rubi: i love this picture of the gang, we were so happy.
tyson: wheres aidan?
rubi: oh, he wasn't apart of the gang then, that's why we were so happy.

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rubi: i cant drive, i'm lgbt. shilo?
shilo, also lgbt: *nervous sweating*

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twitter: type your password
tyson: your password
twitter: your password is incorrect
tyson: wtf?
twitter: try again
tyson: again

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aidan: when i first met you, i did not like you.
rubi: i'm aware of that.
aidan: but then we spent some time together..
rubi: oh no.
aidan: and it did not get better.

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rubi: when i get murdered, can you make sure i become an unsolved case?
tyson: wait, what?
rubi: i wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved-
tyson: no, you said 'when you get murdered'..?
rubi: yes, liz is probably behind me right now.

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liz: what did you do?
rubi: i'll tell you, but you have to promise you won't get mad.
liz: go ahead.
rubi: so i was minding my own business—
liz: BULLSHIT!!
rubi: I WAS!!

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shilo: what did i tell you not to do?
liz: burn the school down...
shilo: and what did you do?
liz: i made you lunch!
liz: and burned the school down.

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shilo: if i was stuck in a room with aidan and explosives, the only way out being to drink a full carton of orange juice, i'd die.
liz: how do you even get in a situation like that-

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liz: if you ever feel safe, please remember that i'm out there :)

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ebony: there's only one thing worse than dying.
ebony: *rips off paper so that the board reads 'liz dying'* boom.
aidan: liz.
ebony: no—

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aidan: you know you can die from that.
jaxson, smoking a cigarette: that's the whole point.
rubi, drinking alcohol: mhm.
liz, doing drugs: can't you see that we're trying to speed this shit up?
shilo, eating raw cookie dough: *nodding*

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liz: go big or go home!
shilo, tears in their eyes: please, liz, i'm begging, for once in your life, go home.
liz, standing in front of a burning forest: i'm going big.

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rubi: what if 'it's raining men' and 'let the bodies hit the floor' are both about the same event but from different perspectives.
shilo: i am literally begging you to stop.

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