milo's shenanigans <3

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Loki : I've told you once , dont touch the tesseract
Milo : but ..
Loki : n o
Milo : it's so pretty 🥺
Loki : milo , no
Milo : *touches the tesseract*
Loki : *sighs*
Milo : *runs off* IM A REBELLL

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Milo : john walker is a fucking bitch
Bucky : I mean I already knew that but what'd he do to you?
Milo : HE INSULTED MY LIGHT UP SKETCHERS DAD ?!?!
Bucky : I swear -
Milo : I'm going after that fake ass captain america with a nerf gun - bye dad !
*runs off*

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shuri : and they were roommates
peter & milo : OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES
tony: BARNES , WILSON , GET THE KIDS TO SHUT UP  P L E A S E

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peter: cmon loki do ittttt
shuri: please , it's just this once !
milo: yeaahhh
loki: fine ... *unenthusiasticly* look at all those chickens -
peter: YES !

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milo: *screeching about memes and stuff*
bucky, internally: why is my child this way
bucky, externally: hey milo ??
milo: YES FATHER
bucky: did you take your adhd meds today ??
milo: I DONT WANNA LOSE MY ✨✨SPARKLE✨✨  THOUGH
bucky: I'm taking that as an obvious no...

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tony: kid arent you .. 19 ?
milo: yeah i am stark
tony: sorry to break it to you but, you act like a 9 year old
milo: that's been knew *does finger guns then walks out of Tony's lab*

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