Beuaitufl story

Yellow M&M x Thanos

The yellow m&m do be kinda fine tho

I wouldn't make out with him for free or anything but i'd do it for a couple of pennies ykno

fuck i forgot this was supposed to be a story

uh

mmmmmmm uhhhhh

(If we're friends please don't read this i dont want to lose my friends)

 the yellow m&m walked in a very sexy way down the street, being all sexy and cool and sexy and also sexy

suddenly Thanos showed up and went ''oh my.. shawty, you have one fine ass'' and slapped his cheeks hard

"Hah?? senpai?? Stop being such a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-baka!!!" The yellow m&m stuttered cutely, hiding under his sleeve of his cute uwu oversized sweater being all kawaii and shit-

"I want to and all but.. Your thicc ass is just too thicc shawty.. I can't control myself,,,.." Thanos replied in a low and raspy voice 

"TTtyTtTtGhHhHhhHhAanos senpi o3o im a virgo- i mean virgin" the yellow m&m pleaded as he looked up at thanos's muscular and seggsy build.  

"Thank god youre not a virgo babe, i was about to beat the shit out of you" Thanos replied, pulling a fuckboy face. 

The yellow m&m raised an eyebrow, crossing his arms. "Well I actually am a virgo AND a virgin, bitch"

Thanos gasped, tears starting to roll down his face at the betrayal. How could he? The love of his life? He was hertbrocken, ready to 'go dark dhmu' on this bitch. He sobbed in a brocken way, staring down at his cute but virgo now ex-lover. 

"I trusted you, m&m..." His voice shook as he spoke, trying not to have a mental breakdown in front of the other.

"Calm the fuck down I'm just a virgo it's not even that bad of a zodiac sign, what the fuc-" The yellow m&m couldnt finish his fucking sentence, his neck being grabbed by thanos's.. really good looking hands- what.

He choked, hands scrambling at the lack of oxygen. How does choking an m&m work?? No fucking clue. "P-P-p-P-P-P-P-p-p-p--P-LEASE let me go my love-- whats,,, your zodiac sign?--" He choked out, barely staying conscious.

"Im a... im a leo..now die" Thanos replied, holding his ex-lover by the throat firmer than before.

"Oh. Leo's suck lmao" The yellow m&m replied in a casual way even though he was on the brink of death, somehow dry texting but verbally. 

 "Literally die already" Thanos replied, watching as the life drained from his ex-lover's eyes. It was so sad.. dhmu.