pico:
definetly had ptsd of some sort after the events of picos school
bestfriends with darnell
met keith / bf / whatever tf his canon name is as a karaoke place or whatever their called (im to lazy to look it up)
Pansexual
Nene:
Pretty popular but after getting into drama with some other popular people she started hanging out with pico and darnell
has internalized homophobia
#girlboss
Darnell:
Once him and pico recreated that one king bach vine involving a comically large spoon
Used to unironically listen to big time rush and cried when the band broke up
Really likes frogs
Him and pico like playing minecraft together
Cassandra:
Satanist (kinda obvious lol)
Thinks the phrase "god is dead" actually means god is dead like it refers to an actual death
when she was younger she has unrestricted internet access and watched stuff like happy tree friends, salad fingers, dhims, etc
used to have a crush on pico but nothing ever really happened wiht them so she kinda gave up on that whole thing
practically addicted to caffiene (also before you ask if its because of monster energy no, she likes redbull better)
cyclops / cyril:
the story of how he lost an eye is actually pretty lame, when he was like 8 he was messing with his neighboors pet parrot and aggrivated it. it didnt really peck out his eye or anything it bit it too the point it had to be removed (also left some scarring on his hands and left arm)
him and Hanzou are frequent 4chan and reddit users
used to be a christian when he was younger but Cassandra influenced him out of it which made him realize hwo unhappy he was when he was super religious
Alucard:
He is chubby because i said so
Loves playing board games and Cyril plays them with him although he finds them boring
He's kinda short, and everyone makes fun of him being short. And not in a playful "haha your so short 🥺" way its more of a "YOUR THE SIZE OF A FUCKING MINION 👹" kind of thing, which is funny since hes not even that short just oh so slightly shorter than everyone else.
In retaliation for being poked fun of for being short he constantly makes fun of Cyril and Hanzou for using 4chan and being redditors
Him and Cass are the only ones in the friend group with half a briancell
Hanzou:
owns a concerning amount of anime merchandise
obsessed with that one animation of zero two
BONUS FNF HEADCANONS:
bf:
has a stutter (idk i couldnt coem up with any reasonable explainations for the beep bop stuff)
really likes the game parappa the rapper
short mf
really likes M&m (however that oen rappers name is spelled)
Gf:
Alucard is her distant cousin
her name is probably something really cute like "cherry'
trans
gfs dad:
lowkey a jerk
probably managed to peak in highschool although later in life he was a popular musician
overprotective (not in a loving way just straight up wont elt his daughter be independant)
gfs mom:
an absolute baddie what else is there to say
senpai:
absolute fboy
hes pretty rude to a lot of people but is really caring and kind to those he loves
has a pet shiba inu (idk why that type of dog is jsut really fitting for him)
hates children (once he kicked a toddler)
