As you may or not know, an ambivert is a person who is not an extrovert nor an introvert. They're somewhere in-between. Many people don't know that being an ambivert is an option, so they go with whatever society wants. Here's the thing, as a teenager you're suppose to fit in this mold. The mold goes like this: Nice long hair that's preferably blonde, next is the boobs, you gotta have a nice pair of those, then comes the facial features, colored eyes if you don't have them then you are expected to cake the eye makeup on to your eye lid area. Lets not forget lips the faker the lips the more attractive you are. You gotta have a 10in waist or a very flat stomach an lets not forget a thigh gap. WHAT THE EVEN HELL IS THAT??!! Hey look, i've a hole in between my thighs im officially pretty. Which idiot made that up, I need to slap him. Now you must be wondering ( or not wondering, I mean like, I don't even know you) what does this have to do with being an ambivert. Well now you see, is you don't fit into this mold you are most likely to become an introvert. But if you are this mold then 1. i'm sorry 2. you're most likely to an extrovert. Why am I sorry, well because you don't look anything like me. I know it's devastating. Please hold in the tears. Oh wait, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Zoey Meyers and I'm 14 years old. Ok well back to what I was saying, being an ambivert is fun because you're in between and you get to have a wide verity of friends. If you don't like people then stick to being an introvert because if you become an ax murder I don't want it to be my fault... Although, I do have a list of people that I wouldn't mind if they went missing for the next 3 months. Ok well let me tell you what this book this is going to be about, sorry but there isn't going to be anything drastic happening, it's just a story about being me. I just love being a teenager, hahahaha JJUST KIDDING ARE YOU BEING FOR REAL. OH MY GOD I CRACK MY Self up sometimes. Being a teenager is all right but being a teenager whose an ambivert thats where it's at.
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Life as an ambivert
HumorIt's the new norm now a days, to be an introvert. Social media is encouraging it. Stay at home, it's okay. But social media is also encouraging being an extrovert. Although Zoey doesn't fit into either of those categories, she loves her social life...
