tw -- gun, murder, blood
zaddy biden woke up one day in his presidential office. hge slowly rememjbers where he is after having a panic attackand nmotices y/n walking in, their arms full of important p[papers and dociers. "who r u" biden says, wrinkled eyes looking at y/n seductively "i-i-i- I'm you're little sussyt b-b-b-b-b-baka b-b-biden!!!!!!!!" y/n squeakls cutely, blushibng as biden goes to hug her. she caN HER Him snigffing, watchgibng as he closes his eyes in blidss and his nostrilks flaree with every smell. "god u smelsl,khd so good:" nhbe moans. y/n accidentally drops thjeior papers and fodl,ers "AH!!!" he yells ouyt, thjjeirt kneres folding under them as they blush and pick up the documents./ "you WHORE!!!!! pick them up for master. youve been a vbery bqwad kitten rewcvently" biden says naughtily, getting a 9mm pistol from his drawr "Noooo! zaddy biden p-please i promise not to do this ever again!!!!" y/n cries out, cluitchbibng the papewrs biden slkwolyu loads the gun asd he presses it up againsxtg y/ns head" now suck mey balls sloike a good kitten" 😈 biden says y/n slkowly slobers ove reytne balls and bited on them with her molar. they pop. bidsen yells and shoots y/n as blood gushes evbeyrhwnser "whore" biden does a backflfip inyto a pool fyull of babies anmd takes a big sniff
