It started as any other day for Maze. He was cleaning out the trash bins from the back of the retirement building when he heard a strange noise. It faintly sounded like a sperm whale getting railed by aquaman. The noise sent chills down his spine causing him to drop the bag of trash that was previously in his left hand. Maze turned around to see not one, not two, but three brightly colored teletubbies. They stepped forward and introduced themselves to the startled boy.
"Hello there my name is tinky winky! I know I have the name of a my little pony but if you ever call me a horse I will swallow your cat whole." Said the purple being. "Its great to finally meet you dear. My name is Dipsy and I have a foot fetish" exclaimed the green one.
"And I'm Po! Make out with me." Said the red teletubby finally.
Maze was in a loving trance as he admired the 8 foot beautiful teletubbies. It was love at first sight. They all hugged and laughed but it was until Dipsy took off the head piece of the costume that things went down hill. Dipsy was in fact nikki Minaj! Maze felt faint and threw up on her. Then they all take their head pieces off and it turns out that Po and Tinky winky were suspected rich prostitutes!
End of chapter 1
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idiotxteletuby love story
Romanceit started when the green, red and purple teletubbies searched far and wide for that thirst quenching love. they searched the elderly retirement center one day and there he was, this gorgeously being named maze.
