Demigods meet stupid mortals

Kevin Smith - Percabeth

A/N: Enjoy reading this book

WHat's up!! Let me introduce myself. My name's Kevin Smith, the handsomest jock in school. I have blonde hair and blue eyes that all the girls love. My hobby is...sleeping with girls. Well, I am now dating with some puny girl named Kathy and she thinks I really love her! Ha, like I would like the boring girl. Getting to the point, I have dated every girl in this school except for one girl, Annabeth. She has princess curls, falling behind her back, calculating grey eyes, and model body. She is the most popular girl, so since I am the most popular boy, we should date. 

She keeps saying that she has a boyfriend to all the boys, rejecting. I know that she is talking about me and she is making up the description to keep all the disgusting boys away. Today, I am going to ask her out, we will kiss, I will make out with her, and date another girl I suppose. 

I walked toward Annabeth who was standing in front of the locker, looking really exited. Probably because I am walking to her. "Hey Annie, what got you so exited, am I really that handsome?", I asked, confidently. I was sure that she will fall to her knees,  asking for forgiveness for not dating her.  Instead, she pulled out a disgusting face and said, "YOU? HANDSOME? YOU KNOW I HAVE EYES TOO. JUST BE LUCKY THAT IM IN A GOOD MOOD!!" Maybe she is only playing hard to get... "Hey Babe don't play hard, I know that you fell in love with me." I said, leaning my body to hers. 

Her expression turned from disgusted to angry as she said, "FINE! You come to the parking lot after school and see my boyfriend that is really real! Then you'll stop asking me!!" She slapped me hard and walked out of the hallway. I knew that her imaginary boyfriend is not coming and she is giving me hints to ask her out again at the Parking Lot, while everybody is watching. 

Me myself in a good mood after finding that out, winked to every boring girl who were watching me and ofcourse, they giggled. 

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Finally it is the end of school! I waited all day to make a plan of making her mine. I have been thinking 'Smithabeth' 'Smithabeth' all day that I couldn't answer Ms.Grindle's question in science class, but who cares. That old woman should be fired anyways. I was hoping on her being fired by getting my grades lower, but more on the Smithabeth plan now..

I confidently walked pass the hallway, to the parking lot. I thought, 'Annabeth will date me for sure! Who can resist my handsomeness?' At the parking lot, I saw her waiting for someone and said, "Hey Annie, waiting for me?" "Eww why would I be waiting for you? I'm waiting for my 'imaginary' boyfriend", glared Annie, "And don't call me Annie" I silently gulped, knowing that Annabeth can be sure strong as hell, but regained my posture as other girls or standing around. 

"Okkk Fiinneeee, but stop being so hard! I know you like me", I reclaimed trying to kiss her. The key word is 'trying'. As soon as my lips touched hers, someone else pushed me. "WHO IS IT??", I shouted angrily. "Me. Annabeth's boyfriend or as you call me 'imaginary' Annabeth's boyfriend." said a guy camly. As I stood up and got a close look at the guy, I became immediately jealous. He had a tall, swimmer - body, messy, raven hair, and handsome as hell. 

Truce to be told, If I was a gay, I would already be head over him, but since I am not, I immediately became jealous of him.  "Seaweed Brain!!!", shouted Annabeth, happily. I thought, ' Who the hell is that guy, and why is Annie calling him Seaweed Brain?' The guy had sunglasses on and when Annabeth took it off while laughing, the whole crowd became silence. Every girl gasped and the boys swarmed with jealousy. His eyes were so beautiful, a shade of green and blue. 

I eventually forgot about how a tried to kiss Annie and sent a glare to the guy's direction to tell him that she is my girl. But he only smirked, and said, "Hi. I think we were not properly introduced. My name's Percy! Were you trying to kiss my girlfriend?" I nearly peed in my pants, but rudely sniked, "Yes? What's the matter with you? " Apparently that was not a good decision because Percy glared at me quiet scarily and growled, "Stay out of my girlfriend's way" and punched me. 

I lay on the ground and watched as Percy and Annabeth drove away in their mercedes car. 

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When I woke up, I was in the nurse's office, with a badly hurt nose. And that's how I met Percabeth and decided never to trick or anger them again.