A/N Everything written here is a joke and came straight from my brain.
So yeah.
It was a dark and dreary Tuesday afternoon. I just arrived home from my 5 hour cheer practice. I am captain of the school cheer team. We win every year. I have been captain since I was 2. I know. I know, I am amazing. But with my petite 5'11 frame and build, I only weigh 60 pounds.
As I was in the kitchen, heating some pizza rolls in the microwave, my brother walks in. Trailing behind is the one and only Tyler. AKA- the love of my life. The only one for me. But of of course, he does not know I exist. He is captain of the football team. He's about 6'8 with sea green eyes and perfect sandy blonde hair.
"Hey y/n" my brother greets me.
"Hey Bob" I return. He moves to get my pizza rolls out of the microwave and shoves one in his mouth. "Bitch" I murmur, and grab my pizza rolls from him.
"Shit that was hot" he yelps. "Why are the insides of pizza rolls like the ninth ring of hell?"
"Hey I want some pizza rolls" says Tyler.
"Y/n, give your pizza rolls to Tyler" my brother demands of me.
"B-b-but I made them for myself" I defend.
"I don't care Tyler wants some and you made the rest"
I quietly hand my plate to him and scurry out of the kitchen to my room, where I silently cry myself to sleep.
A couple hours later I awake to a soft hand on my shoulder. Tyler is there with a apologetic look on his face.
"Look y/n, I'm so sorry about what happened with Bob. The truth is I was too afraid to say anything to him." He tells me softly. I don't know how to respond so I just stay quiet. "Can I tell you something? Something I've never told anyone before?"
"Sure, you can tell my anything." I reply.
"The truth is, I am in love you with y/n. I have been since your brother first introduced us. I haven't been able to tell you though because your brother forbid me from having a relationship with you. But with what happened today, I decided I never wanted to see you cry again, as I tore my head into a billion pieces and I thought the world would end. So I'm telling you the truth with the hope that someday you will love me back." He admits with tears in his eyes.
"Oh Tyler, you're so stupid. I love you too. I thought you didn't know who I was." I say as I embrace him in a large hug.
"Of course I know who you are, you're the love of my life, the light in the darkness, the moon amongst the stars."
"Wait are you saying I'm fat?" I pull back with an appalled expression on my face. His eyes widened drastically.
"What? N-n-no of course not! I think you're beautiful!" He gushes.
"Okay! Omg do you wanna do something crazy?" I ask as an absurd idea pops into my head.
"Sure!"
"Let's get married!" I shout.
To be continued...
