today i went over to my friends house. i fell down and almost fell through a gutter and died. but harry styles was there and caught me.
"come with me amiga"
"oh-o-o-oh ok"
i followed harry into his home. we made out for 0.28 seconds and i was already tired.
"more smooches bubs??🥺🥺"
"no" i stuttered
"DO IT FOR PAPI!!" he yelled in a demanding voice that made me cry
"h-h-h-ha-ha-harry. dont yell. for me 🥺🥺 i know ur better than this"
"only for you my little poopoopwoopzi"
then harry had sex with me and gave my kitty a small little kissy goodbye.
"har-har-harr-harry dont leave"
"i must attend to the mafia" he spoke slowly
"HARRY GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!" i whispered
"bye broke beech bye hoe"
harry then had the sex with me 27 more times. then he left.
