I'm banannanana and I am 69 years old, all my life I have been this lonely, lonely banananana. So, I decided to try Tinder. Supposedly, you can find your true love in this app. My youngest son who is 39 showed me what to do, "swipe right on the ones you like, swipe left on the ones you don't". Sounds easy enough. I was setting up my profile. I decided to take a picture in the sun I bit my lip, curled my brows, and looked up. I think it looked pretty seggsy. I put in my name, which is banannana, I put my location which is Zimbabween, Delaware. I swiped right on many beautiful wo man. So I decided to set the device down and go to sleep.
The next day I had tons of notifications, but only one caught my eye. A woman named donut delilah. She had beautiful luscious lips. And that hole. that hole was huge! I went to her profile and she said she was from zimbabween, Delaware! I immideitly dm'd her and right away we clicked! she said we should meet at the strip club because she worked there and of course i said YES! the thing is she is very young she is only 17 years old, but in zimbabween age is just a number.
Later that week I drove to the strip club and I saw her! She definitely stuck out of the croud! what a no brainer! We drank lots of beer and talked about her plastic surgery, and later that night we went to a private you and i stuck my peepee right in her hole! the end
