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hey shawtys

so this book is basically julia @liamswifeaf and i @Its_obvious writing random shit bc we're very creative and great writers lol


so yeah idk enjoy


or not


 every afternoon at pee o' clock, we say this mantra for our rockthe one and only grug the crood, a very swag and cool dudeif you haven't heard this chant alreadysit back and relax very steadilyfor you are about to experience such surreal emotionsand after you read this, tell grug your devotions........we pledge allegiance to the grugthe king himself the only jughis kindness and loyalty affects us alland never once will he let us fallto the deep pits of ice age baby simonniall honestly truly sucks as rhyminghe will defend us from terrible things, like arsonediting pilgrim harry, hump day, and getting matthew morrisonedbut throughout it all, we still have each otherwe pledge to grug as a friend, king, and brotherso stream nobody is listening for grugs presence and shall we forever be under his surveillance we pledge, we pledge to the grugstan one direction and today, give someone a warm hugtell them "grug is here for you,always has been, always will be, no matter the issue"

the untitled ziall project idk what to name thisStories to obsess over. Discover now