child(e)
third: take a scoop of creatine every 10 to 15 minutes
xiao <3
what the actual fuck
are you serious?
child(e)
fourth! shit your pants! going to the bathroom takes energy, use that energy to get ripped 💪
kaeya
Fr fr 💯💯
xiao <3
😐
scammer
I'm just going to ignore this monstrosity. I'll talk to you all later. Farewell.
child(e)
fifth: DO NOT eat food. only consume creatine because women eat food and that makes food feminine 💯
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kaeya
The only things youre allowed to eat as an alpha are bricks 💪💪
xiao <3
are you guys joking right now.
child(e)
sixth: stop showing your emotions. you're a cold blooded demon so act like one 😈
xiao <3
i'm 10 steps ahead of you on this one
child(e)
seventh and last but not least: no women ❌❌❌❌ you only got your fellow alpha males and kings 👑
xiao <3
no bye what the fuck did i get myself into 😐
kaeya
AHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD
HE BELIEVED THAT???
child(e)
LMFAAAAOOOO
ARE YOU STUPID?
everything was a joke except the last one
xiao <3
is this the school's secret gay men club or something? what the hell is this??
kaeya
Just because we kiss every once in a while doesn't mean we're gay????
xiao <3
h
what
kaeya
H
😏
Are you homophobic
xiao <3
when did i say that.
i am NOT homophobic 😐
child(e)
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