arson: Where can I hide a body?
coochie man: ?
arson: Leorio, you're a doctor, do you know where the morgue is?
coochie man: wHY WOULD I KNOW??
arson: I knew you were stupid.
coochie man: WHO IS THE BODY??
arson: Tonpa... I was hoping to get to Hisoka as well but he hid behind Illumi and Illumi is very disgusting so I just left them alone. But Tonpa was offering Gon the laced sodas outside my house.
coochie man: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO TONPA'S DEAD
arson: Leorio you are a fucking doctor you should be saving lives.
coochie man: it depends, if its Tonpa, Hisoka, Illumi, any nasty ant thing or some shit like Ging I think there is an exception.
coochie man: also your house??
arson: I paid payed for that shit, Leorio.
coochie man: but we all live there with you hoe
arson: Excuse me what the fuck did you call me?
coochie man: I called u a hoe, I pay for the food here, I pay for the children's clothes, I pay for the car, and oh no u have a fucking house that you already own
arson: Is there ice in the freezer?
coochie man: yes why
arson: You might as well start icing your body already, save me some time after I kill your ass.
coochie man: wait babe I was joking
killboy: babe?
killboy is offline
certified dirt eater: is there someone else home
coochie man: ? I am? but ur sitting next to me?
certified dirt eater: then why is there someone creeping around in the basement
arson: There is someone in our basement??
arson: Oh shit.
coochie man: HISOKA IS IN OUR HOUSE??
arson: Wait you don't know that yet.
coochie man: BITCH I DONT KNOW WHAT?? HE JUST TOOK GON!
arson: HE FUCKING WHAT? WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HIM??
coochie man: U SAID IT URSELF!! NOODLE ARMS!!
killboy is online
killboy: hey guys sry I was offline, Alluka wanted lunch, I had to make her food
killboy: FUCKING WHAT HAPPENED WHERES GON
arson: WITH HISOKA BECAUSE YOUR FATHER IS IRRESPONSIBLE!
coochie man: at least im not Ging
arson: No one is like Ging, but that's irreverent. Are you on your way here?
killboy: I HAVE ILLUMI HOSTAGE, HES STILL SAD I KICKED HIS ASS EARLIER, HIS WIG FLEW OFF
coochie man:WIG??
killboy: YES IM ASKING HIM WHERE HISOKA IS NOW
killboy: UNDER OUR HOUSE??
killboy: HISOKA IS UNDER OUR HOUSE GO GO GO
killboy: I TOOK ILLUMI'S WIG LOL
arson: Leorio, Killua, are you ready?
coochie man: For what?
arson: To bury Hisoka's body once I've wrung his neck.
killboy:oh
killboy: ALWAYS READY
-Red
