Lamo Dude™ Joins The Crew

Chapter one

I just woke up and ate my cerial. little did i know what would happen on my way to work, a 12th grade classroom. i say goodbye to my moms, and head off for work. and yes i have 2 moms and about 5 dads. life is crazy. Im on the highway when there is a car crash. i end up spending 2 hours in the jam. After that i am at school and get yelled at by my teacher. Mrs.FartyPartyImNotAfraidToUseMyRuler. She is nice but like her name says. she is NOT afraid to use her ruler.

Her ruler is soft though. So it doesnt hurt much and she knows it. If she uses a soft ruler she will lose her teaching lisence. I end Up eating my dinner and go home. On my way i see an ad for Stubborn City. I notice it and think "once i graduate im going there".

ONE WEEK LATER

Its The Final Day And i have an F in all my classes. Luckily im running away to Stubborn City tonight. i have 50,000 so i think i can live there for some time.

As i jump out the window i run to my minibike and go away. i say goodbye to my old home and bike the 10 miles. before i know it, the sun is rising and the birds are chirping. I feel at home. An actual home.

I walk up to an apartment complex and i meet my now apartment owner, Alfred Butface. But back then I asked where 321 Sessamy street was because thats where my grandparents lived. Once i moved into my grandparents house they took me on a road trip around the city to show me everything. But they missed 1 block. The block where the LameVengers base was. i later found this out though.