alvin and simon fanfic
*6+ ONLY!!!!*
It was a lovely morning, the wind was making the wind dance and it was cool.
Simon woke up and saw alvin, sleeping peacefully. simon then says
"AAAAHH WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU HOE"
alvin wakes up normally, because this is how simon always wakes him up.
time skip - 9 hours later
simon was getting ready for the club because alvin was at "work"
"i look so good😜👋" he said confidently
simon pov
i stepped out the house, with my beautiful blue dress fluttering in the wind. i waited for my taxi to arrive on my phone, after 10 bourse, my taxi from america arrived, we drove another 19 hours to china *where the nightclub was*
"thank you!" i said
"but the money-" said the taxi driver
"the what?" i said, while running away like a hurt bug.
i stepped inside the club, and i saw...
ALVIN?? WITH ANOTHER GUY!!!!!
"ALVIN!!!!" i shouted at the top of my lungs, making the whole club stare.
"s-simon...?" alvin said nervously
"WHOS THAT???!!" i shouted once more.
"ITS NOTHING!! I PROMISE" alvin shouted back
*simon pov*
i shook in anger as i looked at alvin ran up to him and slapped him as hard as i could.
"WE ARE OVER, ALVIN!!!!!" i shouted, crying and running away dramatically like a bug with one leg.
*end of pov*
simon ran home and flicked off his shoes and jumped onto the bed, eventually crying himself to sleep.
*the next day*
simon woke up, his eyes all puffy from crying.
he slowly walked to the kitchen, where his phone was charging. he saw a message from simon, it read;
"i'm sorry for last night, simon. i understand what i did was wrong. but i am so sorry, he's my drug dealer, and i caught feelings for him when we were dealing for the first time at hatfield. i'm sorry. his name is Theodore. he's a lot cuter than you lmao bye hoe."
as simon read the message, he could feel his eyes filling up with tears.
"t-theodore?? my.. dad..???"
memories flushed through he head as he started crying again
he then got a phone call from..
"b-britney..??"
he picked up the phone, still crying his eyes out.
"hey simon!! you okay bud?"
"yeah, i'm okay. alvin is cheating on me and uh.. we broke up"
"aww i'm so sorry for you, come round mine tonight at 8!! we will have a movie night!!!!!!!!!!"
"okay!!! see u then!!"
-he hung up-
*time skip* - 7:55pm
simon was all packed and ready to go,
he got into he car and drove to brittanys
house.
"HEY GIRLIE" shouted britanny
"hey haha" simon replied
he wakes inside the house to find..
alvin??
"what are you doing here you hoe??" questioned simon
"oh she didn't tell you?" replied alvin
"tell me what?"
"we are gonna have a threesum!!" britanny said excitedly.
"what the fuck." simon said, while running out the house, while alvin was chasing after him
"SIMON WAIT!!" alvin shouted
"WHAT DO YOU WANT??!" said simon, as he dramatically turned around.
"IM SORRY, I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN"
"UGH YOU GUYS SUCK!!!!!!" shouted simon as he went inside his house to cry.
the end
