"BBBRRINGG BBBRRINGGG MOTHERFUCKER WAKE UP"
of course it was the fucking apple radar alarm👹👹
The alarm sounded as Queen Lizzie woke up. She threw her 2ft long, blonde, wavy, ratty, hair into a messy bun and slid down the slide to go down to the kitchen.
"What's for brekkie, mum?" Lizzie asked as she sat down on the counter. Then she remembered..
Her mum had died three days ago in a mysterious accident and she was just hallucinating. #brocken
it was suspicious even though she kinda looked like a barely-living corpse.
Her butler walked into the room and said "The car is ready for you hoe-bag"
You see, everyone had started to treat Lizzie like shit ever since her mum died because they thought it was her fault (honestly idk why, just go along with it for the plot). Everyone was just serving her for the money.
"Thank you Mortimus." She forced out with her teeth clænched hard and a fake smile illustrated on her face.
It had been arranged that she would go to an important meeting in Ankleland, a foreign kingdom which she knew nothing about. She suspected it was far away though since she had her clothes packed in some suitcases that were put into her 64209 metre limousine.
Queen Lizzie got into her 64209 metre limousine, cameras flashing and news reporters surrounding her. This was her fit: 😍😍😍
-anyways timeskip or wtv lol-
Elizabeth finally arrived in Ankleland after 78 hours of travelling and was led into a glass building by her bodyguards. As soon she stepped in, she saw a hawt zaddy.
"SHEEEEEEEESHHH" she bellowed
As it read on her t-shirt "OH LA LA."
Turns out it was Morgan Freeman, the father of the king of ankleland.
"Oh dearie me-" cried Queen Lizzie, "-i'm terribly sorry!"
"It's alright, I am one seggsy mf i don't blame you" said Morgan.
So she went to the conference room, where she met prince philip, the leader of corpse kingdom.
Well then, he looks decomposed, Lizzie thought.
She sighed, glancing around the room and looking at the old people in it. Everyone got seated, Lizzie at the top-end of the table and the other leaders sitting around her. This was going to be the most boring meeting ever.
Suddenly, a man burst into the room, wearing an all black suit and rings on his hands.
"Sorry i'm late!" Said the mysterious man.
He glanced at lizzie and said "I know you, you're the queen of chavland innit"
to be continued...
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