ranboo and tubbo dad AU

Mo' Money

Age 5 

'DAD!!" i shout running into the kitchen 

"whats up honey?" He asks me 

{like always dad is ranboo, and dada or tubs is tubbo} 

"im hungry and micheal is eating mud"  i say pouting 

"oh gosh okay stay here and i'll go get dada to come and make you something okay?" he asks 

i nod yes and wait about 2 minutes, then tubs walks in and smiles at me. he had fluffy hair and a big brown coat on. were we live its always snowy. 

"dad said you were hungry is pasta okay?" he asks 

"i want grapessss" i complain 

"im sorry but i dont have any right now, how about we go visit uncle tommy and see if he has any." he says 

"YAYYY UNCLE TOMMY!!" i shout 

"okay kiddo get your shoes on, ill go find your coat" he says 

i grab my boots and put them on, he comes back with a coat and we start walking. We went through the nether, and dada had to hold me so i wouldnt fall. We got to tommys house and knocked on the door. Since he didnt answer, we checked the hotel

we ran into sam nook, and tubs and him talked for what seemed for forever, so like any normal kid i wandered off. i went behind the hotel, onto a hill and saw uncle tommy hugging his knees just sitting there. 

i walked up to him and poked his shoulder. 

"FUCK!" he shouts scared 

"Oh, its just you y/n" he says 

I grab a flower from behind him and sit in his lap. 

"fuck" i say unsure of what it means 

"HAHA YES" he says 

"when you get home i want you to use that word as a defense word alright?" he asks 

"okay" i say 

i ended up asleep in his lap, but when i woke up i was in uncle technos house. dad mustve dropped me off for him to babysit. 

i got out of the bed and walked up a group of stairs, i saw uncle techno and micheal looking at a picture

"whos that?" i ask rubbing my eyes 

"this? his name is dream, hes very powerful, but he just so happens to be homeless." techno says 

"homeless? whats that mean?" i ask him 

he picks me up and sets me by micheal. 

"it means he has nowhere to live, hes in jail right now" he says 

"can i be homeless?"  micheal asks 

"no, silly, you have a home" techno says 

"now grandpa phil is calling me so ill be right back." he says and goes out of the house 

i grabbed one of his capes off the walls, and attempted to put it on, but techno came in before i could. 

"ah, y/n lets play with this instead" he says handing me a piece of foam. 

"Okay im going to drop you guys off with foolish, so uncle techno can go help phil." techno says 

__time skip to foolishs__

"alright kids behave for foolish" techno says and leaves 

"do you guys want to take a walk?" foolish asks 

"yea!" micheal says 

He holds our hands and we walk around. 

"NO MICHEAL YOU CANT EAT THAT" foolish says running towards micheal pulling a stick out of his mouth. 

"how about we go home and sleep" foolish says and takes us to his house.