Shadows

Introduction

Um, hi? My name is Nimue, I'm 21 and oh shit...

My unnecessary monologue was interupted by the screaming voice of the one and only Tommyinnit.

"GET BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT" he yells

I kinda laugh. You may wonder, what did I do? Basically, I was just a little annoying earlier and he finally figured out who did it. 

I don't have armour equipped right now, I didn't think I would need it. I'm usually out of sight to the point people forget I am here.

"Found you!" He says

"Oh no, I was found" I ask layering on my strange accent as thickly as possible.

"You, you, you!" He goes and attacks me.

I sigh and battle him, it ends in a sad defeat.

"You put up a good fight, but I will always win" I say

"Why are you always so annoying?"

"I have no idea, did you ever think that I'm just reflecting your personality?" I say while walking away from all his stuff.

"Nimue!!" I hear him cry in the background.

Anyways, now that that's done. I take off my armour and go back to the shadows.

Now, monologue. You don't really see me often out and about in the SMP. Sure, when you look to see who is online I'll show up, but that's because I am in fact online. I stay in the shadows, I don't really choose sides anymore. I just go to the chaos and just put myself up to be bought by any side. I mean, unless it's a government, in that case they can all die. Whenever people do see me, it's because I didn't get far enough from a crime scene yet. I am basically just a bounty hunter. You pay me in things that other people deemed valuable. I make trades. Why do I do this? Real easy, I want to and nobody can stop me.

Anyways, you have heard of Technoblade, right? Well, thats my twin.

"Nimue" The pig with a crown himself says

"Sup?"

"What are you doing?" He asks

"Inner monologue for the soul reason that is, I am bored"

"Oh, well I'll leave you to it then" 

"Bye"

Well, some of you may have noticed that I don't naturally have an accent. I don't use it with Technoblade, but for everyone else, they think I have a strange german, scottish, irish, russian?monstrosity of a voice. I only speak in this accent because it confuses people. I like them better when half the time they have no clue what I am saying. Actually, now that I think of it, I have no idea how to explain the accent, so I'm just going to leave it as my strange accent. 

Moving on, as I said before, Technoblade is my twin and the only reason I came to the SMP. I came in during the pogtopia war, wow. you would think that the war would have been ages ago, but no, not yet. The war ended about a week ago. As much as I did betray everyone with Techno and Wilbur, I also kinda helped. Again, I'm the neutral wild card. Thats my role and if I don't play it, I won't have anything. 

Wilbur Soot has joined the game

Oh, speaking of Wilbur, there he is. Well, the ghost of the great Wilbur. Ghostbur as he likes to be called. I can feel him call me so I layer on my accent and answer. 

"Hey Nimue" He says

"Hello Ghostbur" I say

"Nimue, how have you been?"

"I've been alright" I say

"Thats good, well, there's been talk that Tommy might go on a really long vacation"

"A long vacation? Why would he do that? He loves L'manburg and Tubbo and well, everyone else." 

"I know, but there's talk"

"Whatever, he wouldn't go willing for sure."

"True, he is Tommy and from what I remember he likes to stay with his friends."

"Thats right, you don't remember everything. Your lucky with that." 

"How am I lucky? I would like to remember everything. I mean, I remember you and Tommy and Tubbo and making L'manburg and Phil killing me."

"Okay, still don't get why you remember the last one"

"It was a good memory" 

"Well, you do you, I'll get going now, goodbye Ghostbur."

I look at my inventory. Happy memories and being killed. Don't understand it. Well, I see inferno. Inferno is what I called my Flint and Steel. If your wondering, Inferno is my special item. In my mind, it holds the same value as the disks do to Tommy.

I go out into the open and find that it's nighttime. Nighttime is the best time for crime, wouldn't you say? I could do it in daylight, but that wouldn't be as fun. I go behind a tree and change into a black outfit and keep my cape close to my body. I don't want anything to go wrong. I take out my diamond axe, Arson Axe, I know, not very original, but it works. I go out into the world and see who is still up. 

BadBoyHalo
Dream
Nimue
Sapnap
Technoblade
Tommyinnit
Wilbur Soot

So, there are many people online today. At least it's not like this is a dead server. I head over to Tommy's house and sneak in. He isn't here. If worst comes to worst, I can just destroy some things to get out alive. 

I look in his chest and find a sign. You may wonder, what could I do with a sign? Answer is real simple. It's called messing with him.

I go outside his base and replace his signs that said something like "Property of Tommyinnit" to "I am a small child, please leave me alone for I am weak". I keep putting up messages around his base like "man childs space" and "discs don't really matter". After I think I have bullied him enough, I turn to leave his base only to hear him come closer. I dig in his wall and hide, replacing the blocks after me and crouching. Well, at least I'll have front row seats to his demise.