alvins pov:
as alvin was walking home from work he noticed someone sitting on the bench taking the fattest shit ever like shit bigger than the ocean. he walks over there to check if the man was okay.
levi's pov:
as levi was taking the fattest shit ever he saw some seggsy man walking over to him.
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levi: hello?
alvin: hey i was wondering if i could taste your shit?
levi: sure! i was actually doing samples.
alvin: oh okay!
alvin tries some of levi's caca and makes me most surprised face ever!!!!!!😩
alvin: OMG YOUR SHIT TASTE SO FUCKING GOOD YOU SHOULD SELL SAMPLES FOR 50 DOLLARS !!!!!!!!!!!!
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and that's how they started dating.
levi's pov: recently me and alvin got into a argument about who has the better shit and it ended up with alvin leaving.
alvins pov: i was coming back home to apologize to levi and tell him that his shit taste better. as i came back i saw him crying.
alvin: OMG 😱 levi are you okay!!! i'm sorry your shit is the best pls let me have some!!
levi: 😱 really? you want some of my caca 🥺🥺
alvin: OF COURSE GIVE ME SOME PLS 😩 *lipbite*
levi goes and get 2 samples of his caca and gives it to alvin. when alvins taste it......he gets turned on and looks at levi seducing him in the moment. levi gets turned on and pushes alvin on the bed. alvin takes off his clothes and levi to.
levi: are you ready baby boy *seducive lipbite*
alvin: yes daddy levi 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
levi turns alvin around and slaps alvins ass and alvins asscheek starts turning red 🥺. levi sticks a bamboo stick up alvins ass and starts thrusting it in.
alvin: AHHHHHHHHHH L-L-LEVI MY BOOTY IS GONNA COMBUST HSMSNAJMHmmHMn AHHhhhhHh
levi: STFU YOU CACA BUTTHEAD
alvin gets turned on and turns levi around breaking the bamboo stick. he starts riding him. after 2 hours levi turns him around and throws him to the wall.
levi: take the bamboo out ur ass. now you poo poo head
alvins quickly takes it out and throws it on the floor. levi picks it up and eats it. levi picked up alvin and put him on the bed and levi bend over putting his bootyhole in mouth. as soon as he did he starts diarrheaing in alvins mouth. alvin eats everything and licks the excess off levi's butthole. when they were done they go to sleep.
goodnight besties
i wrote this at like 5am and rn my sister is on the floor and she looks pale asf but anyways levi and alvin have caca kinks and sorry if there's an typos i'm not gonna check it all over again i'm tired 💔💔
i'm gonna leave now bye besties
