This is a fun little "how to" guide that Hogwartspotter07 and I came up with. Obviously, this is not to be used as an ACTUAL user's guide.
Weeeeep: Quarterback kinda tosses it to running back (or whoever is running behind him) and he runs forward
Fourth and "you need to punt it" yards long: When it is fourth down and you have 15 or more yards
Super bowl halftime show: I thought I came to watch football
Marching band halftime show: The reason the cool people are here
False start: Hold your horses and wait for the whistle
Too many men on the field: GET YOUR FOOT OFF THE DANG GRASS SON
Punt: When you try to kick the ball far but not too far so the other team has to run far to get a touchdown (aka the thing I normally fail at by kicking it behind me)
"HEADS!!!": A sound typically heard when the guys are throwing the football around in the gym
Forwards: Where you need to go
Backwards: Where you don't need to go
TERMS TYPICALLY YELLED AT TV:
GET EMMM!
RUN!!!
TACKLE HIM!!!
ARE YOU STUPID?!?!
WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!?!
Now, you see, if I was coaching...
TOUCHDOWN!!!
WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' REF?!?!
PRO TIPS:
If the guy from the opposite team has the ball, it is ALWAYS right to scream "GET EMMMM" at the top of lungs
BOOM: Goes the dynamite
If it is late in the game with unsatisfactory calls being made, quotes such as "Ref! You're tired! Go home! Take a nap!" are often heard and suggested
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