Random story I found (#1?)

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  I'm just gonna start copy-pasting stories that I made a long time ago

These are probably cringe, just so ya know


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   The seven dogs sat around the poker table. Maxim, the Yakutian Laika, was hosting the game. The Great Dane, Otto, had a glass of root beer, and the Drever, Magnus, was sucking on a lollipop. As the clock struck 11, the Bulldog, named Benson, dealt a royal flush. "Hey, I saw you pull an ace and a king out from beneath your seat!" barked Junjie, the Shih Tzu. "I did not!" countered Benson. "He's not lying, I saw it too!" yipped Mancha, the Gaucho Sheepdog. They all started arguing and fighting, except for Magnus and a Bernese Mountain dog named Schatzi, who thought they were playing "Go Fish". Cards flew everywhere. The owner, hearing all the barking and growling, woke up and noticed something. He slammed the door open and yelled, "Who took my copy of Animal Farm?"

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Names were probably not meant to mean anything, if one of them means something bad let me know ._.

The dog breeds are weird because I wanted them to be country-specific for some reason

Also, the root beer instead of beer and lollipop instead of cigarette is because I had to make this kid friendly.

Yes this story was an assignment-

I'm probably gonna make this a series

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