Don't you just hate appearing in another world

He Is Here

You don't have to read authors note the only relevant stuff is really that I don't know what I'm doing and there is a bunch of swearing in this fic but you can read it if you want.

BTW I am English but I use a lot of social media and watch a lot of American you tubers ect so it may get a bit confusing on which meaning of a word I'm using. Don't worry though I don't think the meaning of one word will change the story ver drastically.

I assume most people know but the bold stuff at the start and the end is me (the author) speaking. This fic will have swearing in so be advised I know a lot of people likely don't give a shit but hey-ho. This is my first fic so expect nothing good (give it a look tho it might not be as shit as I think it is) I will try to reply to comments if anyone wants to ask anything or give tips so go ahead. I don't really go on wattpad a lot but I decided to post this on here rather than ao3 or fanfiction.net because I know how to do this and it probably is easy on the other two but oh well. Please know that I have only planned up to the quirk assessment test and the hero vs villain thing with all might which isn't a lot and also most of my planning is just 'they do quirk assessment thing' and stuff like that so this will take a while to come out most of the time due to that and also me probably going out the realms of the plan about fifty times. Anyway, this is already way too long so enjoy, and don't hate me too much for starting this off talking about shit.

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Don't let Satoru Gojo ever tell you his life is full of fun new things that he can enjoy, because he would be lying. Sure his life has new things, but they are neither fun nor can he enjoy them. Take the prison realm he’s in at the moment as an example, it's a new thing, however he is currently living inside of it bored out of his mind. At least he knows that when everything eventually goes to shit, he won't be the one who has to fix it. Of course that will be the time where the higher ups realise that unsealing him might actually be a good idea, but what can you do. He’s just glad he isnt going to be there for the initial shit, the things that come after usually aren't as bad

Speaking of shit, Gojo isn't quite sure how he's supposed to go to the toilet in this place. Sure time doesn't pass here but he'd rather not end up needing to go to the toilet for the entire time he's in the prison realm, and that could be a very long time. He'd also rather not think of how many times you can think of shitting or pissing in an hour while you're left with only your brain to entertain you, and how many times you can think about it in eternity doesn't sound very fun either. Sure he won't be stuck in the prison realm forever but he doesn't know how long it will be, so eternity seems like the closest answer.

Just as Gojo’s mind was filled with worries about his toilet troubles, he felt himself hit the floor, which of course should be impossible, but now, for some reason, he’s suddenly not in the prison realm. This of course doesn't mean he knows how he got out, considering there is no sign of the prison realm or anyone who could have unsealed him. So Gojo decides that it would probably be a good idea to get up and look around, which is when he realises he’s about a meter too short, which is of course unexpected, as no-one expects to shrink so much in the time span of about 0.1 second.

He decides that his height is something he should focus on later and at the moment he should figure out where he is and why he's there, which will likely be difficult as he doesn't recognise any of the buildings he has seen so far. At least people speak the same language here, which he knows as he heard some boys shouting about beating an ‘all might’ or something stupid like that which in his opinion is rude, as this ‘all might’ probably doesnt deserve to get beaten up by a bunch of kids. This is of course his opinion though and they likely arent talking about beating someone up and its most likely a game, because a name like all might would be stupid as everyone knows who the strongest person is. Well, all the jujutsu sorcerers do. Anyway, speaking the same language is about the only thing he can think of that he recognises considering a man with a head that is literally a lion just walked past him and no-one blinked an eye. Though broccoli and fireworks (which is what he had started calling the kids) are probably the most normal people he's seen so far, considering the fact he's seen people using what he assumes are superpowers in broad daylight without gathering any attention. He realises that they probably are superpowers as he witnesses a woman control water without using any cursed energy whatsoever.