"WAKE UR FAT ASS UP" my mums croaky voice yelled down the hall
"SHUT THE FUCK UP U LITTLE BITCH UR CRUSTY ASS LOOKS LIKE SHREK" i yelled back, my morning voice sounding like my nans juicy bum hole
how do i know it's juicy u may ask
i tasted it
we were going upstairs and she fell on my face and her bum landed on my head. i nearly died bc of my asthma attack and i couldn't breath with her fat ass on my face
love that
i scratched my itchy poopoo nana and stretched- moaning loudly
i ran downstairs tripping on the rug and rolling down all the stairs- thank god my big back saved me and comforted me as i landed on the final step
OW" i shouted rubbing my back
my head was throbbing
my mum stood in the kitchen making food
ew
her food tastes like shit
i limped to the room and took the scrambled eggs out the pan with my hand and shoved it in my mouth it burned mixing with the taste of my salty tears from the fall
it tasted like mushy poo
"NOW HIRRY AND GET DRESSED AND GK INTO THE CHJMNEY BC WE HAVE TK GK TK THE HIGWARTS EXPRESS BC WE HAVE TI GK OR U WILL BE KAGE AND WE R ALREADY LATE BUT NWI U WILL HE MORE LATE U WHORE" my mums said calmly
she grabbed my hair and pulled me to the chjmney
pulling a chunk of my hair out leaving a bald spot
this made me cry more
my tears running down my long neck
we got into the chimney and went to platform 9 3/4
everyone wa s staring at my tear stained face and my bald spot
i saw my boyfriend neville on the platform
i walked up to him
" am i still beautiful" i asked with big eyes
no"he said with a loving smile tucking a piece of hair behined my big ears
he licked the tears of my face and got onto the train into a compartment with some first years
i smiled knowing i had the best boyfriend in the world. he sat on my lap and sighed
and we lived happily ever after
