kimetsu no yaiba | | random texts

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giyuu: but that would hurt. if i get attached to the dog.

uzui:

uzui: fuck me, do i have to counsel you now

giyuu: no

giyuu: it's ok.

giyuu: i'll do it. and tanjiro is counselling me. plus i know you're trash.

uzui:

giyuu:

uzui: e

giyuu, using his smexy sakurai takahiro voice: sanemimi... nametai.

uzui: holy shit man what the fuck

giyuu:

giyuu: *beams*

giyuu: have i done a good job

uzui, unconsciously rubbing giyuu's head: yes, good boy, thank you. i'll treat you to that mcdonald's in a bit after i edit my video.

giyuu: *happy giyuu noises*

giyuu, leaving:

uzui:

giyuu: *gone*

uzui: *sniffs* oh man, he's such a good boy. reminds me so much of sparky. ah, sparky... if only you lived as long as i...

transition

uzui: HEY GUYS! i'll be continuing the vid. so after the mcdonald's with spark-- giyuu, i'm now here with my roommate who came from his part time job! *enters room* hey shinyazugawa

sanemi: the fuck

uzui: heard sum'n interesting in the bathroom today. wanna hear

sanemi:

sanemi: i see the camera, so i don't have a choice, do i?

uzui: you catch on well, amigo.

uzui: you see... *plays an edited audio of the sanemimi nametai but the next "mi" is silenced, cut, edited to make it seem like breaths instead of a syllable + the recorded sounds of giyuu in his sleep, giyuu stretching his limbs, giyuu making genshin impact climbing noises*

sanemi:

uzui:

audio: still playing

sanemi:

uzui: *snort*

sanemi: fuck you

uzui, snorting harder:

sanemi: fuck you go to hell die fuck you

uzui: I WANT TO FILM HIS LOWER HALF

sanemi, throwing pillows at the camera and at uzui: GET THE FUCK OUT TENGEN KILL YOURSELF

uzui, wheezing on the floor attempting to crawl out of the room: I-- HHHHEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHA-- IM N-- HHHHHHHAAAAAHHAHAHA *WHEEZING*

audio, still playing:

uzui: I FEEL BAD NOW I'LL CLOSE THE DOOR AND GO TO 7ELEVEN HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA

sanemi, muffled, from the other side of the door: FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

uzui: I DONT NEED TO IM FUCKING DYING

uzui: OH MY GOD HHHHHAAAAHHHHAHAHA

camera is wonk while uzui walks out the hallway slowly, laughing silently

camera pans to show giyuu exiting his room holding cup ramen

uzui:

giyuu:

uzui:

giyuu: sanemi called me and said he needed a--

uzui: HHDHDHDH FUCK

uzui: OH MY GOD LIFE IS GOOD

uzui: HELP ME LORD FOR I HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY

giyuu:

uzui: BUT NOT AS NAUGHTY AS THESE TWO HAVE BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE *wheezes and waves at giyuu while he stumbles out the building*

giyuu:

camera shows outside 7eleven

uzui: HHHHH hAAHHHHaHAHA shit. phew. hhHHHH pfft-- oh god i'm sorry. oh god pheeeeewwww... let's... let's buy fruit sandwiches. nex-next video... *wiping tears* will be my adventures around town while my dorm room is occup--fffff-ied-- hhhAHAHAHA OH GOD THANKS GUYS like share subscribe, to uzuwhee-- do it the uzuway-- *whEEZE*