Double Date

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Kaminari: Pikachuu
Sero: Tape man
Kirishima:Red Riot
Bakugou:Boom boi💥💥
Monama:Mr. quirk stealer
Shinsou: Sleepy bitch💤💤
Todoroki: Crack head
Momo: Momma Mo
Asui: Mrs. Frog
Ochako: Pink cheeks
Midoriya: Deku
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Boom boi💥💥: STOP LAUGHING YOU FUCKING EXTRAS

Pikachuu: what happened

Crack head: so me Shinsou Baku and Monama went on a double date and we went into a haunted house and at the last minute a worker popped out of the ground and Baku screamed and kicked him in the nose

Sleepy bitch💤💤: the dude had a bloody nose and started chasing us

Pikachuu: pffft bakubro

Red riot: you screamed

Momma Mo: aww bakugou got scared

Boom boi💥💥: STFU YOU BASTARDS AND IT WASN'T AS BAD AS WHAT THAT LIFEGUARD DID

Momma Mo:🍵🍵🍵

Pink cheeks:🍵🍵🍵

Mrs.Frog: 🍵🍵🍵

Sleepy bitch💤💤: so we went to a water park and Shouto was talking bad about the lifeguard and being a bitch and bakugou thought it would be funny to push him in the pool

Mrs. Frog: ohhh first name basis

Pink cheeks: I mean it's about time

Momma Mo: wait  did Todoroki learn to swim he told me he couldn't

Sleepy bitch💤💤: nope

Boom boi💥💥: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ICYHOT COULDN'T SWIM

Sleepy bitch 💤💤: WELL NEXT TIME DONT PUSH MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND IN THE POOL

Boom boi💥💥: ANYWAYS AS I WAS SAYING ICYHOT

Mr. quirk stealer: let me tell this part

Boom boi💥💥:No

Mr.quirk stealer: whatever so todo was drowning and shin was over somewhere beating the crap out of him

Boom boi💥💥: just to be clear he did not beat me up

Mr. quirk stealer: yes he did

Sleepy bitch 💤💤: yes I did

Mr.quirk stealer: so I ran to the life guard to tell but he was still sour about what todo said

Red riot: how did u know

Mr. quirk stealer: oh you know I read his mind
and by reading his mind I mean he said he couldn't swim

Momma Mo: Worst lifeguard ever

Pikachuu: ikr if you can't swim why are u a lifeguard

Red riot: that is so stupid

Mrs. Frog: I can't believe you just texted that

Momma Mo: wait how how are u still alive

Crack head: Hitoshi gave me CPR

Pikachuu: you must have lost some brain cells while drowning it's CDR

Crack head: imma just ignore that

Mr. quirk stealer: it was the best double date I ever had

Boom boi💥💥: it was ur only double date

Mr. quirk stealer: so it had no competition

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