its in my control
im the god of this situation
i didnt make the subjects
but the tension is my creation
all of our lives
apparently in god's hands
i dont understand
why people put so much faith into him
they say god is everywhere
hes 'omnipotent'
what, is he fuckin santa claus?
they brothers or something?
8 gay ass reindeer
maybe im wrong
santa and god are furries
they like reindeer dong
when people pray to the heavens above
they wish for peace on earth
well santa is busy sittin on his ass
and god's got the whole universe
why do people think that theyre important
its so narssacistic
santa isnt giving u presents
god wont grant your wish
shit, theyre not real
i mean, thats what i believe
thats why i dont care if i say
that god and santa are furries
how do the reindeer fly?
ill tell ya how
god shoves his holy dick in
and the reindeer get powers
ya see in the pictures
all the sparkles coming off the sleigh
santa yells 'ho ho ho'
the sparkles are gods magic jizz, ok😗?
i mean, who the fuck knows
what god even looks like
maybe she's a girl
maybe santas a dyke
who says satans bad
maybe hes not a furry
and god and santa
invited him to a reindeer orgy
but satan declined
and then god got mad
so he declared
that satan is bad
anyway, lets circle back
to the beginning of the poem
whats the situation?
the one that i own?
its these fuckin lines
im the god of this
fuck you for reading this whole thing
the fucks wrong with you, get therapy
now good night or good day
i dont really care
P.S. everytime it snows
its god's cum in the air
ESTÁS LEYENDO
lol
Humor-if ur religious/believe in god dont read this -if ur asexual u might not like this -if youre a furry you wont like this -has sexual and atheist themes -a comedy poem, but may be offensive if any of the following things i listed above apply to u/are...
