The history of Valanciunz

Chapter adin

There lived once an average girl who had the best fitting name. And that name held a special place in her parents hearts. So on the day that she was born they already knew... She was a Vilte.
Vilte quickly grew up. Her childhood consisted of pushing kids out of windows and just.. stuff... One thing led to another and she ended up in high school. (Que the guardians of the galaxy theme) She entered the school grounds with pride (she knew she was the baddest bitch of them all). She had the self confidence of a film star. little did she know she would end up there eventually... but that's a story for another time. She hear the bell and ran to her first class. Physics. Vilte had 99 problems but if she understood physics 69 of them would be solved. She sat there for 45 minutes staring at the desk trying to shut out the most annoying noise known to mankind - the voice of a teacher. The bell finally rang making her thoughts clear out. By the time she collected her stuff another class entered the room. One guy approached her. "Hi you're a freshman right?" "Umm yes" said Vilte a bit confused.
"Well nice to meet you. My friends call me V. What's your name?" "Vilte."

And thus began the perfect love story. Or did it?