Omegle Chats!

Omegle Chat Part 5!

You: *dances*

Stranger: its a raped whale

You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You: *looks at sharks* YOU BASTARDS! YOU WANT SOMETHING TO RAPE RAPE THAT OCTOPUS ALRIGHT

Stranger: YOU GOTTA HAVE A NEW WHALE OR IT'LL GIVE YOU AIDS

You: WHAT

You: IT WILL :o

You: *looks at whale* I TRUSTED YOU

You: *slaps*

You: HOLY SHIT ITS PISSED *runs away*

You: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stranger: I'M DROWNING!! RELP!!

You: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You: IT WILL BE OKAY

You: EVERYTHING! WILL BE OKAY!

Stranger: drowning in the piss of a whale is not okay, okay?!

Stranger: its ocean of piss

You: IT PISSED AND YOU ARE DROWNING IN WHALE PISS

You: *drags you out* I GOT YOU BUDDY

Stranger: *sniff* yuck!!! *die*

You: ...saddest....story....ever

Stranger: I'll write a novel for this

You: MAKE IT BIG

Stranger: and absolutely will be a better love story than twilight

You: Definately!

Stranger: better love story than the fucking twilight!!!! *claps*

You: *claps* WOO!! SUCCESS DANCE

You: *dances*

Stranger: is it a tango? salsa? I'm mastering it!!

You: RANNNNDDDOOOMMM DANCING

You: i dunno i'm copying some kpop dance o.O

Stranger: *shaking butt* THIS IS BELLY DANCE

You: I DONT THINK THEY READY FOR THIS JELLY

You: I DONT THINK THEY READY FOR THIS

Stranger: I DONT THINK THEY READY FOR

Stranger: I DONT THINK THEY READY

Stranger: I DONT THINK THEY

Stranger: I DONT THINK

Stranger: wait I'm thinking

You: MY BOOTY TOO BOOTYLICIOUS

Stranger: LEMME TASTE

You: HELL NAWH

Stranger: WHY NAWH? GREEDY!

Stranger: I'D TELL MY NANNY

You: NAWH ITS MAWNE

You: GET YER OWN

You: *shakes booty* ALLL MIIINNNNEEEE

Stranger: *takes knife* GIMNE OR YOUR PRICELESS BOOTY IS GONE

Stranger: *YER

Stranger: *GIMME

You: *takes out lightsaber*

Stranger: *GAWN

You: COEM AT MEH BRO

You: *COME

You: SAY...ARE YOU ON WATTPAD

You: O.O YOU SEEM WATTPAD MATERIAL

Stranger: WAT WATTPAD?

Stranger: APLLE STUFF? NO!

You: WATTPAD

You: IS AMAZING

You: ITS FULL OF EPIC PEOPLE

You: LIKE YOU AND I

Stranger: WATTPAD. GONNA LOOK AT IT

You: I AM DOING A BOOK CALLED OMEGLE CHATS ON THERE (reading & writing site) FILLED WITH CONVOS I JUST HAD BEFORE YOU ON HERE XD

You: DONT WORRY I WONT ADD THIS IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO

Stranger: YOU'RE VERY FREE TO ADD THIS, SIR!

You: WOO!

Stranger: my omegle trolling is yours?

You: Your trolling me o.O

You: and look see http://www.wattpad.com/10206678-omegle-chats

You: I havent trolled you dont worry

You: you would know if i did xD

Stranger: haha that's nice

Stranger: you have sum nice trolls therr

You: Yup xD

You: I used to do it over the phone

Stranger: aaaaand how to get the log btw

Stranger: my apo wont let me have it

Stranger: *app

You: Like to save it or view it o.O

Stranger: iPhone? android has no official app fir omegle

You: No idea O.O

Stranger: *for

You: I am on my laptop o.O

Stranger: oh well that makes sense

Stranger: live on pluto? pineapple house?

Stranger: gotta steal your ideas. :p

You: YES I AM A 236 YEAR OLD FISH

You: on pluto

You: BUT THAT HOUSEWHORE

You: STOLE MAH PINEAPPLE

You: STOLE MAWH CAT TRANSFORMED IT INTO A SNAIL

You: BITCH BE STEALING EVERYTHANG

Stranger: wait just three

Stranger: MOAR TROLL!!

You: I AM STILL TROLLING I HAVE THREE OMEGLE OPEN XD

Stranger: lol

You: ONE IS TRYING TO RAPE ME

You: I HAVE TO GO SOON