Halo 5 but nobody is sane

Team Oasis

sup gaymers author here and basucaally this is the plot summed up badly, tanaka is now a chav so car gets a certain line, vale keeps it pg and knows grammar, buck is... idk and Locke is not okay

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Laskee:Her is mishion breaf, u is to run over an kil Jewel Macarana becos he big bad leadr of covenant.

lock: Team Oasis the leyet is grean

OtherDudesSeverlyTerminated: Its red wtf?!?1!?!?

Valley: Lock are you okay?
Valley: Also watch your mouth truck.

Tank: Now the leyet iz fooken grean yew bastards.

Valley: Tank and I will yeet now.

they yeet off ship

lock: truck fucking move already

OtherDudesSeverelyTerminated: Can we just hav a smal moment :(

lock: k

OtherDudesSeverelyTerminated: yai :)

lock: m o v e    t h o t

insert them flying through sky with the theme yknow the duh DUHH DUH DUUUUUUUH DUHHHH etc etc and then they land in a random battlefield and runnung through snow???

Valley: I run onto random phantom for free kills heck yeah.

insert more running idk i havent played the game so like lets just skip to tetris dude

jewel: i am juul mcDonalds and i is evil

howdidilosemyarm: i am dr halsey

juul: i do dramatic speech instead of weed

howdidilosemyarm: k

lock: SURPRYZ ATAK BICHES

threeguardsyestherewereonlythreewtf: oh fuckberries we dead

lock: hi jewel

jet: oh fuckberries

lock: i kil u

jumbo: im ded now
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the end

idk