how to be mlg

chapter 1 gaben

Hi my name is Gabe Newell I run steam I don't make any games because we are to mlg today we are going to teach you how to as mlg as us. Step one buy all of are products and games that are not ours. We will rip you off even more if you buy trading cards don't forget we need your money.  Step two play team fortress 2 and buy unusal hats that cost more than you have. Step three buy c.o.d and drink mountain dew and doritos. That's are guide to being mlg