Hentai of the Highest Order

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It was a stunning day (not as stunning as Blank is ofc), and Miu was busy browsing through their daily dose of bondage porn. However, as the clock chimed 12, Miu slowly and sadly slid their computer away.

You see, Miu has quite the tragic and angsty backstory. Their dad was a porn seller, but ever since he was busted by the feds, Miu knew that too much porn...could only bring pain. Usually, they would sit there for hours, thinking about it, sniffing the computer, touching its cool outside - all the while knowing that they couldn't open it up until the next week. To suffer the same fate as their Father...it was simply too risky. Fortunately, a different scenario played out after finishing this time.

All of a sudden, a familiar face busted through the door. It was Ryo - their catboy, maid, anime husband. As usual, he was in a maid outfit - hence the maid part. But something...something was different. Something....wasn't right. There were other people coming into the house as well.

'Great.' Miu thought to themself. 'Now I can't lick Ryo's toes alone.' However, as Blank revealed his face, Miu somewhat took the statement back.

Blank was a new friend of Miu's. But in the little time they had known each other, they had grown extremely close.

"BLANK", Miu cried, throwing themself into their arms. It was very touching.

"Hshsjsiwjsbhqjsvsgah", Ryo exclaimed.

Suddenly, an air raid siren blasted through the house, shaking them all to their cores.

"Oh deary me.." Blank whispered.

"Zoinks..." Ryo stated.

"FUCK", Miu screamed.

They all ran outside.

There was a zombie apocalypse happening. Everyone was dead. Everyone. Theyd all died. Been killed. Dead. They were deceased.

SUDDENLY, a stunning, gorgeous girl swooped in. She was beauty, she was grace, and she had Blank getting red in the face.

"Yo, I'm Kyoko." The perfect girl told them.

"Aight", Miu said.

They all ran off again.

Ryo's catboy ears twitched. He nyah'd, and turned around to face the group.

"OwO, m-maybe we shouwd cowwect suppwies,,,nyah~"

Blank vomited. Miu probably ate the vomit. Kyoko just stood there in all her glory.

"Aight", they all exclaimed, before running off yet again.

Now, you may be thinking. Damn. Everyone's dead. BUT NO. No they were not. Because meanwhile, a girl called Rah was busy trying to catch a zombie boyfriend.
Rah laid out some treats as bait. A dog toy, a five dollar bill and a limited edition Hatsune Miku figurine. Perfect. Nobody could resist.

Unfortunately, they all did.

Just before Rah was getting ready to physically tackle a zombie to the floor in an attempt to catch it, a group of people caught her eye.
Slowly, Rah picked up the nearest weapon available - the Hatsune Miku figurine - and paced towards them. There were two of them. They looked harmless enough. One was setting everything on fire, and the other was participating in furry roleplay with their imaginary friend.

"Oi who are you", Rah called out.

"We are Moon and Aiko", they yelled back.

Nice.

They all became besties.

Meanwhile, Ryo, Blank, Miu and Kyoko were getting ready to raid a local supermarket.

"This is kinda dumb, we will probably die", Blank said helpfully.

"Nyah~", Ryo said unhelpfully.

Miu was having sex with a dog he'd found. Wait a minute, that's not a dog, that's Kyoko. Oh dear.

All was well.

The group walked into the supermarket, weapons at the ready (they had all somehow found them on the way there), and began raiding the shelves.

Ryo found cat food, for all his catboy needs. There was also other supermarkety stuff.

Miu was trying to find cucumbers...for..uh...reasons.

Blank was looking for a new group of friends.

Kyoko was looking for fucking whatever, when suddenly a minecraft zombie appeared.

The others heard an ear-piercing shriek, and ran to help. Unfortunately, it was too late. Kyoko was lying on the ground, still looking as beautiful as ever, and the zombie had despawned for the plot.

Miu pushed through the others to get to Kyoko. "Hold on guys I know CPR."

Miu took Kyoko by the shoulders.

"WAKE THE FUCK UP." He yelled.

It didn't work.

Blank slowly knelt by Kyoko's side, and softly brushed the hair out of her face.

"Kyoko, you...you can't die. I've known you for 12 minutes...but they've been the best 12 minutes of my life...."

"Blank..I...I...I love...y.....", Kyolk died.

"Lol, anyways", Blank said, and the group moved onwards.
They were making their way towards a forest, when they heard rustling within.

"I'll go first guys", Miu said, "I'll fight them off with my dummy thicc ass."

As he heroically went on ahead, Blank and Ryo stayed behind.

"Who's there?" Miu yelled curiously, "I'll vore you."

The leaves shook, and out stepped three people.

"Wanna join our squad?" Miu asked.

"Ye", they responded.

Those three people were coincidentally Rah, Moon and Aiko.

So now there were six of them, and they were vibing, as viby as can be. They sang campfire songs, hugged each other and beat zombies with the power of friendship - just like your average anime squad. They even had a training montage, but since this is a book, you can't see it.

Anywho, they vibed along, killing zombies, when all of a sudden, one struck out from behind, biting Blank.

"BLANK", everyone probably yelled, and they ran to his side.

"Yo...dawgs...I ain't feelin' too fresh..." Blank wheezed.

"No...you can't die Blank", Aiko cried.

Rah and Moon were clinging to each other, sobbing.

Ryo was doing the worm.

"Miu.." Blank whispered. "Come here..."

Miu came there.

"I need to tell you something..."

"That's crazy dawg, what is it?" Miu queried.

"I...." Blank pulled off their face, "Am your Father."

"Tf", Miu soulfully exclaimed.

All this time...their Father had been...Blank. All this time...Miu had thought their Father was busted by the feds for porn dealing. Alas, he was wrong.

Blank died.

The others probably died too at some point.

This is over 1000 words now I can't continue without losing my soul.