Miraculous Descendants

Arc 1 ~ Heroism 101

Welcome to the land of Auradon, the place where heroes have all the power, all the Wifi, and Happily Ever After's for everyone! Gross, right? Welcome to my kingdom, the Isle of the Lost, the land of Villains and literally everyone who actually knows how to have fun and doesn't need someone to save them, or fall in love with immediately after meeting the other, like come on who falls in love with someone who they've only known for two seconds? How can you say you love them if your first meeting is you falling for their outer beauty? Again Gross, no thank you, I'm happy being the single pringle that I am.

Ah, ah, ah~ don't go away just yet! I haven't even introduced myself! I'm Marinette, just a normal VK living your normal VK life, but I have a Secret that only my 3 best friends know about, and that secret? Well, where's the fun in telling you that? Here on the Isle we do what villains do best, stealing, intimidation, deception, vandalism, creating utter chaos, wearing the best fashion statements, fulfilling our utmost desires, aka our parents' grudges. If we did have Wifi, however, I can tell you now that'd we'd also have the best Blog the worlds ever seen, courtesy of my dearest partner in crime, Alya, we've known each other our entire lives, along with Kim and Plagg of course but I mean they're boys and don't quite understand the female population. While they aren't the brightest in the bunch they are definitely far superior than a few other VK's but we're not here to talk about them so why mention them right?

Anyway, where were we? Oh right, well my friends and I were going around doing our usual activities, stealing from babies, spray painting our territory so other villains know this is our kingdom not theirs. Oh what else? What else? Oh! And going to our special hideout to do the things we love to do, create a newspaper, create new fashion pieces, play with the stray cats, and exercise to keep ourselves fit. It was going great! Until we jinxed ourselves and had to talk with our parents and unfortunately for me it's my Mothers week to have me. Great.

"Hi Mom!" the four of us begrudgingly entered the apartment? Fake castle tower? House? That our parents share, Well some of them. There's Jafar, obsessed with lamps, Cruella, the dog killer, Evil Queen, layered with makeup and in love with mirrors, and my mom, Maleficent, the dragon who I'd much rather not live with but my parents got joint custody rather than letting me live solely with my dad but whatever. You Do What You Gotta Do right?

"Ah! There's my favourite little pooch!" Plagg's mother came over pinching his cheek, while he cringed sending us that 'Help Me' look that we ignored. If we're to be the future of Villain kind then 'helping' is something we definitely don't do, not even for those we call friends, because we're villains, and villains don't care. We don't show positive emotions unless we're positive that they're malicious ones. Cruella started one of her many rants about dogs, Jafar started questioning Kim about his latest haul of stolen goods, Evil Queen scolded Alya on her makeup which pissed me off since I'm the one who did it today.

"Marinette! Come here, come here!" Mother called me over to her 'throne' as she rummaged around the mess she called a house for something. "Aha! Here it is! All of you come here! Gather around we have a special announcement for you evil little minions!" she cackled, waving some kind of paper about in the air, the other villains groaning while us 'minions' as she so eloquently named us gave subtle confused glances at each other.

"What is it this time, mother?" I made sure the word 'mother' was laced with a hint of venom to ensure that she knows I'm not too fond of calling her that. Waving off my distaste with a minor glare of her toxic green orbs, man am I glad I took on more of my fathers features.

"The four of you have a chance to finally leave this worthless, cramped little Island and go to Auradon! Isn't it exciting!? Oh just wait until you get your hands on that little wand and release us all from this prison!! I can't wait! You can finally live up to your titles as our children!!" she grinned, the other three parental figures seeming uninterested in this news.

"We What!?" We growled out insync, making it very clear we definitely didn't like this. Not. At. All.