Zoe Ariana

I'm Zoe. Reading is basically my life. I'm a feminist, but I'm also a lot of other things like a pretty damn good soap maker- I can soponify the shit out of some coconut oil and sodium hydroxide. I'm a sucker for existential crises, pretentious philosophical pondering, modern realism, wit, and the sciences- put all of these together and you will be my god. I will figuratively make you my deity. I will become monotheistic for you and bow before your unrivaled glory. 

In addition, I am also a fan of all forms of irony and satire and I harbor a deep seeded love for puns and kittens. If you don't like it, get meowta here.