I'm in high school, also known as the hellhole & i get by with the help of my equally strange friends: Ebony (bitch face), Bec (twin's Jai, he's as EPIC), Sharnee (little miss crazy), Larissa (miss 'innocent') & Jodie (my sexy husband). <-- long stor
      fave songs: i could fill a book :
      Fave shows: supernatural and greys anatomy
      1. My friends hide all the whipped cream... it makes me high
      2. i am married to most of my girlfriends 
      3. i drink oj, lemonade & whipped cream shots
      4. i love pizza
      5. i am in a smart ass program
      6. all parents think im a good influence
      7. im not a good influence
      8. Im shit scared of sharks
      9. I am the eldest of four children
      10. ill always love my bird friend sam, who flew away and ditched me for pigeons
      11. I want to be a surgeon 
      12. i want a bugatti veyron super sports car... care to lend me $2400000?
      13. I love martial arts
      14. I like to think i am evil
      15. i love animals
      16. i daydream about being an assassin
      17. im insane
      18. i used to be a goody two shoes 
      19. i love any big cats... especially leopard
      20. i love cooking
      21. i have random bouts of cleaning madness
      22. i am addicted to reading
      23. i have a habit of hurting myself: burnt arms, stitches, burnt leg, broken collarbone, jarred knee (current: recently dislocated fingers; backflip. need i say more?)
      24. i am quite impulsive
      25. i condemn anyone who annoys me to 'go die in a hole'
      26. i love saying 'who lit the fuse on your tampon?', 'my bad', 'wasn't me', 'how so?', 'yay big', 'go die in a hole', 'meh' & 'just saying'
      27. i have a big family
      28. i once punched metal
      29. i like to draw and sing
      30. odd numbers suck
      31. i smile a lot XD
      32. i can make very strange noises
      33. i have too many laughs to classify
      35. i like knives
      36. i wanna be a stripper with my BFF @SharneeMacMurchie <3
      37.  i love abs!
      38. i love Cas and Sam and Dean 
      shan xoxo
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