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Greetings- 
If you're reading this you may have read or are planning to read the remarkable works of the mysterious being known as Telephonic. You may be wondering, 'who is this mysterious being?'. That information is given on a need to know basis and those who need to know will know who they are ...eventually. As you read Telephonic's masterpieces you may begin to wonder at the humility she so modestly presents herself with. You may begin to to think of her as a writing master or a beacon of light in the wattpad darkness- Dare you think it, an all powerful writing goddess. While she maintains- quite humbly- that she is neither it never hurts to insist upon it relentlessly. You may also wonder why she talks about herself in third person.
To this question, and many others, the answers may never be awarded. 
Is she human? Is she dancer? We may never know. But if you read her stories and say nice things about her she will probably weep with joy. I'm not kidding... weep. Er... of course these will be all powerful writers tears which create character depth and plot dimension as they bleed into the pages of her ever progressing stories and will the genius of every author shes ever admired to converge upon her mind and collide into a fantastic multi-cosmic ether of wit and resolve. No- she doesn't know what she meant by that but it doesn't matter because she's pretty sure she just blew your mind.
In conclusion,Telephonic would like to thank you personally for reading her profile page- but she couldn't be here. So please accept this generic 'Telephonic thanks you for your reads/comments/votes/fans etc...'

Works

Ophelia Drowned

Ophelia Drowned

Humor #132 / Teen Fiction #171
25 parts / 63 pages, updated Jul 25, 2014PG-13Video
When Maggie continues to act out glorified death scenes through suicide attempts she is told that she's only looking for attention, and it's probably true. But after she at... read more
84,918 reads votes 1,735 comments 454
The Cursed Crown [Sequel to The Magic Mirror]

The Cursed Crown [Sequel to The Magic Mirror]

10 parts / 23 pages, updated Mar 29, 2013
1,628 reads votes 55 comments 19
Practice Makes Perfect

Practice Makes Perfect

1 page, updated Aug 11, 2012PG
286 reads votes 13 comments 8
Look Away

Look Away

1 page, updated Apr 30, 2012
195 reads votes 14 comments 9
The Magic Mirror

The Magic Mirror

41 parts / 92 pages, updated Mar 21, 2012PGVideoCompleted
Prophecies can be a pain. Nobody knows this better than Fier- who has been charged with the protection of an all powerful stone and the safety of the realm all his life. N... read more
38,505 reads votes 544 comments 146
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Wow! Thank you for the dedication and, of course, recommending my story.
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Thank you so much! Your feedback is going straight to my head. I'm glad that you liked this chapter so much, it was one of my favorites too. It...
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Thank you so much! I'll try my best xD
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Lol, well.. it only took me a week to reply xD I'm trying hard to be back, though I'm a little scattered. Thanks for the comment, I'm tremendously...
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Awesome action packed chapter. I just adore the way you describe everything. Usually when I see a 'descriptive' story it's because the writer...
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